Wordie: Festivus: Comments

Comment by reesetee, 8 months ago

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:04:55 +0000

Right. Elusive wild testicles are very good with yellow mustard.

Comment by chained_bear, 8 months ago

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:46:00 +0000

Well... actually... that's exactly what happened, bilby.

Only reesetee is right: it's yellow mustard. None of that Grey Poupon shit.

Comment by seanahan, 8 months ago

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:28:01 +0000

Running to check...

By the bathroom criteria, I would warrant a second date! Of course, I'd probably say or do something terrible to offend her, but at least I would have been prepared.

Comment by bilby, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:40:10 +0000

You're right. I'm lousy at observing ungulates closely when they're going condimental.

Comment by reesetee, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:01:44 +0000

Haha! That's chained_bear, all right. But it's mustard, not ketchup, bilby. French's yellow mustard. Nothing else will do.

Comment by bilby, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:52:54 +0000

I don't want to imagine chained_bear as married. I want to imagine her dragging men back to her lair, devouring them with a bottle of ketchup in one hand a thesaurus in the other, then heading out to root around in the forest for elusive wild testicles.

Comment by reesetee, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:23:06 +0000

I say you give him his own bathroom and don't stock it.

Wait...that probably won't bother him. ;-)

Comment by chained_bear, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:42:05 +0000

Hear hear, jennarenn!! Why can't guys keep their gorram bathrooms properly stocked?!**

**(In the interest of full disclosure, it should be said that I ended up marrying a guy like that.)

Comment by jennarenn, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:10:52 +0000

I know men (plural!) who lack, on average, three outta four of the aforementioned articles. If I have to:

a. put my dirty trash into my clean purse,
b. tote said trash across the den, or
c. ask for assistance

you ain't gettin' no second date.

Comment by arcadia, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:57:04 +0000

Finally! A Festivus for the rest of us.

Toilet paper(tp), always a good thing to keep on hand.

Comment by reesetee, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:37:14 +0000

Heehee.

Comment by bilby, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:31:25 +0000

Wot's a roll of tp?

Comment by jennarenn, 8 months ago

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:20:11 +0000

Dear Bachelors of the World,

You need the following items in your bathroom:

handsoap
handtowel
tiny trash can with a liner
extra roll of tp

Regards,
jennarenn

Comment by bobfet1, about 1 year ago

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:53:42 +0000

It's a festivus miracle!

Comment by John, about 1 year ago

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:19:52 +0000

"And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"
- Frank Costanza, describing the Airing of Grievances

Comment by brandelion, about 1 year ago

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:47:42 +0000

celebrating anti-holiday sentiments - Seinfeld