Wordie: Woodchuck: Comments

Comment by slumry, about 1 year ago

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:30:02 +0000

Thanks, oroboros.

Comment by oroboros, about 1 year ago

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:24:31 +0000

See comments under "Tongue Twisters"

Comment by reesetee, about 1 year ago

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:45:16 +0000

Bunch of mongrels, they were.

Comment by slumry, about 1 year ago

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:17:27 +0000

Happened once. There was a rusty nail in one of the boards that the Mongols did board, and the one of the Mongol horde got tetanus. The mut was okay.

Comment by uselessness, about 1 year ago

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:09:20 +0000

Do bored Mongols board the Mongol board horde when hording gets boring and their mongrels are floored?

Comment by slumry, about 1 year ago

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:13:17 +0000

I assume the Mongol hordes would hoard as many boards as the Mongol hordes could hoard, if the Mongols did get bored.

Comment by chained_bear, about 1 year ago

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:34:01 +0000

I don't know, but do you know how many boards the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes get bored?

Comment by oroboros, about 1 year ago

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:13:23 +0000

Moo!

Comment by uselessness, about 1 year ago

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:17:32 +0000

How much woolly wood would Chuck Woolery chuck if Chuck Woolery was a woolly wood-chucking woodchuck?

Comment by reesetee, about 1 year ago

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:54:58 +0000

Caffeinated cows chucking wood. Now there's a visual. ;-)

I think the indolent woodchuck would chuck far less than he could chuck, if said woodchuck could chuck wood, whereas the caffeinated woodchuck would chuck much more than he would normally chuck--if, of course, he could chuck wood.

Damn, that was hard to type.

Comment by oroboros, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:55:38 +0000

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck would chuck wood!

Comment by jennarenn, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:02:53 +0000

What if you had a caffeinated woodchuck? Or, dare I say it, a few caffeinatedcows? I bet they could chuck a lot of wood.

Comment by reesetee, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:00:37 +0000

What if you have yourself an indolent woodchuck? Then how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?

Comment by slumry, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:31:46 +0000

you are right, seanahan--I missed a word.

Comment by seanahan, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:25:56 +0000

I prefer,

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could *chuck* if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Comment by uselessness, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:19:05 +0000

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck wood, but a woodchuck can't chuck wood, so a woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Comment by slumry, about 1 year ago

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:51:33 +0000

Everyone knows: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

But did you know "Why, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"