Wordie: A __ walks into a bar...: Comments

Comment by dontcry, 4 months ago

Mon, 26 May 2008 17:35:44 +0000

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: say pal, why the long face?"

Comment by reesetee, 6 months ago

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:14:34 +0000

HA!

Comment by trivet, 6 months ago

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:13:04 +0000

Heard recently:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

Comment by plethora, 6 months ago

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:50:59 +0000

Hee! C_b, that's one of my favourite jokes of all time. A man walks into a bar, and he says "Ouch!"

*snigger*

Comment by reesetee, 6 months ago

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:28:38 +0000

*rimshot*

Comment by chained_bear, 6 months ago

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:57:04 +0000

I can give you a punchline that goes with *any* of these, pterodactyl. Example: A nun, a priest, and a cardinal walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!

HA! HA HA!!

Comment by pterodactyl, 6 months ago

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:39:56 +0000

Oh, I see. Y'know, I think they're actually funnier when left to the imagination like that.

When I was about 14 or so, my friends and I had a game that consisted of taking turns making up setups for jokes. Not whole jokes, but just the introductory bits, like "Mother Theresa, Garrison Keillor, and a one-armed man are stuck in an elevator." We never came up with endings; I think we just like the unresolved tension of the silly situations.

That's my longwinded way of saying bravo to you for your untethered jokelets.

Comment by palooka, 6 months ago

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:19:50 +0000

My contributions don't have extant jokes behind them pterodactyl. They're meant to be imagination-joggers & they're certaintly successful in that regard in your case.

Comment by pterodactyl, 6 months ago

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:24:37 +0000

Now I'm dying to hear the jokes that go along with these contributions. For example, what happens when the voodoo priestess walks into a bar? You can't just leave us hanging! :-)