Wordie: Have you met Dick?: Comments

Comment by seanahan, 7 months ago

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:37:02 +0000

Reminds me of that scene from Austin Powers, I wonder if that's the inspiration for it.

Comment by dubek, 7 months ago

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:51:06 +0000

,Just take a look at the "Four Rooms" movie script (the second chapter). Here's the relevant part:

Sigfried runs over to Angela and kneels in front of her.

SIGFRIED
Stop talking about his cock, will
you?!

ANGELA
It's hard to stop talking about
something so huge. I could go on and
on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop,
wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile,
Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber,
salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong,
dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy,
prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee,
wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol,
joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-
leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.

Angela is on a roll. She fires the words at Sigfried, hitting
him pointblank. He staggers. He pleads with her to stop,
covering his ears. Ted watches the man crumble.

ANGELA
(continuing)
Junior, the little head, little guy,
Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll. Snake,
one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder,
shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin
flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter,
instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod,
cherrypicker, log, pole.

Comment by chained_bear, 8 months ago

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:28:12 +0000

Why have I not seen this list before?! It's the perfect accompaniment to my "A Testicle by Any Other Name..." list!

Suggestions: junk, sausage, john thomas, willie, and one of my personal favorites: doodle.

Comment by bilby, 8 months ago

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:29:59 +0000

Italian comic Roberto Benigni coined 'nun-silencer' which was pretty brave considering where he has to earn a living.

The term which really splits my seams (so to speak), especially when written, is manhood.

Comment by whatever1013, about 1 year ago

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:53:31 +0000

thanks for the pecker, DreamieGrl! erm, well, you know what i mean. ;-)

thanks for the link, angharad! i'm only up to the E's and ... i'm in awe. who knew? favorites that are too long to list for wordie (my opinion):
Eight inches of pink throbbing Jesus, Hammer of Thor (there's an old joke with that one), He Who Must Be Obeyed (i think i used to date him) and Honk the Magic Goose.

Comment by angharad, about 1 year ago

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:07:50 +0000

johnson, phallus (?)

-- Also see Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!

Heehee

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:57:49 +0000

This is a wonderful list. I must add ... pecker

euphemisms for "penis"

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:44:44 +0000

my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome. i'm looking for single words only. 2 maximum. so even though "one-eyed trouser trout" cracks me up, i'd rather not include it.