Wordie: Euphemisms for stupid: Comments

Comment by dontcry, about 12 hours ago

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:49:46 +0000

Fiddler on the roof?

Comment by chained_bear, 1 day ago

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:03:36 +0000

I don't know what keeps his (her) ears apart.

Comment by pterodactyl, 1 day ago

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:58:39 +0000

Today, for the third day in a row, I went to create a Wordie list and discovered that it already existed. Yes! I have truly found my people!

Some suggestions for this list:

- When you look into her eyes, you see the back of her head.

- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

- If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean.

Comment by reesetee, 12 months ago

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:39:29 +0000

My favorite: As dumb as a box of hair.

Comment by skipvia, 12 months ago

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:21:25 +0000

One more:

All of his lights are on but nobody's home.

Comment by skipvia, 12 months ago

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:09:08 +0000

Here are a few possibilities:

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
A few straws shy of a bale.
His porch light has been flickering for years.
Up the down escalator.

Comment by uselessness, about 1 year ago

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:43:42 +0000

not the sharpest tool in the shed?

Comment by trivet, about 1 year ago

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:34:49 +0000

the wheel is turning, but the hamster's dead?