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How Does It Suck? Let Me Count the Ways

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out loud on toast with lingonberry butter   has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
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8 months ago jennarenn said: Favorited!

I love this list. I kinda hate that I love this list, but it's wonderfully funny! It reminds me of that country act, Big & Rich. They have the worst songs, and I enjoy them all. :)

8 months ago reesetee said:

Then lets stop talking about that, shall we? Because it sucks out loud on toast.

8 months ago chained_bear said:

I think it was meant to apply to regular old chicken eggs.

I'd be kind of happier about this list if the subtext of sexual acts went away. It was meant to be lighthearted and fun.

Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

8 months ago reesetee said:

And while we're at it--"sucks eggs." Although before now, I never thought about anything but regular old chicken eggs....

8 months ago chained_bear said:

Or heterosexual.

The term is not about a sexual act, so the point's moot, but I wanted to mention that again. The act to which these phrases are not referring are not intrinsically homo- or heterosexual.

8 months ago palooka said:

"Sucks" is very generic - it's fun for everyone! It's also become a common adjective. I don't necessarily associate it with homosexual activities either.

8 months ago John said:

How about "my left one?" As sung by Bikini Kill.

8 months ago chained_bear said:

This list sucks out loud on toast with lingonberry butter.

8 months ago reesetee said:

Point taken, thtownse. But the word "sucks" as slang is so commonly used these days that it's probably safe to assume that most people don't have that in mind at all. Moreover, when I first started hearing it used that way, it referred to a sex act, yes--but not necessarily a homosexual one. The dictionaries I've checked bear that out.

8 months ago yarb said:

The real meaning of a word is a totally different from the etymology, though.

8 months ago chained_bear said:

Uhh... ?!

I don't ever think of that connotation, if it is a connotation, when I use these phrases. And I don't think that sucking, or blowing, is exclusively a homosexual act. I don't even think that in these phrases it's meant to be sexual, so being "mindful" of the "real meanings" is kind of irrelevant.

You might find very interesting an article recently published in the New Republic. I made a list out of it.

I am not a linguist. I'm someone who likes words. I'm glad you're not recommending censorship, because--as Stephen Lang's character says in "Tombstone," "That don't go 'round here." :) Welcome to Wordie!

8 months ago thtownse said:

These kind of phrases all have a dark side too - they derive from an assumption that homosexual sex is wrong by common agreement. Not that I am recommending that people censor their speech but as linguists we must be mindful of the real meanings of words and phrases, right?

8 months ago reesetee said:

Thank heavens for usage experts. :->

8 months ago skipvia said:

It does kind of roll off the tongue, so to speak. Anyway, your usage of it is perfect, palooka.

8 months ago chained_bear said:

Well, when you do use it at work, don't thank me--thank skipvia. He was the one who opened my eyes to the beauty of that phrase.

Also, I think your usage here is perfect. :)

8 months ago palooka said:

Colorful list CB. I think I'll try one of these on the boss tomorrow: "You know boss, I think your visioning plan blows dead rats." I wonder if that would be an incorrect usage of the term?

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