He's got the "multi's" nailed! Why, I bet right now, as I type, he's sitting under a fig tree, sipping something red and sampling a heavenly antipasto.
Yes, I love that kind of thing in ads (meaning I hate that kind of thing in ads): they list a whole slew of qualities for which you should probably see a therapist, but they tout them as excellent employee traits. :-)
Ha ha. Great list - what comes across is the conflict inherent in help wanted ads: (i) "we only want the best", and at the same time the subtext (ii) "please apply, we'll take anyone!"
I like an employee who can't sleep - think of all the hours of work I'll get out of him!
I'm sure. The man sleeps like a goldfish.
I'm right behind you! You know, he'll probably still be up when we get there!
That does it. Let's go visit him. *grabbing luggage*
He's got the "multi's" nailed! Why, I bet right now, as I type, he's sitting under a fig tree, sipping something red and sampling a heavenly antipasto.
Ditto, dontcry! :-D Besides, isn't this a multicultural, multilingual setting? Pro's all over that.
He's always satisfied and delighted me ;)!
Thanks reesetee. I'll need to see Prolagus'resume - will he satisfy & delight our customers as you have?
Hire Pro! I'm sure he's eager to work, and he has a customer-centric philosophy. He is quick minded and, as far as we know, has no felony convictions.
Also, he makes a rip-roaringly good tiramisù. ;-)
I've only seen that infrequently here. Interesting sentiment.
I have a feeling Prolagus might also be an individual who knows pizza if there are any more positions.
One barbarous bit of snidery I see in job ads here is previous applicants need not re-apply. Ouch!
What's the matter bilby, none of these fit you? I was able to hire reesetee. He proved to be an individual who really knows pizza.
Help!
Yes, I love that kind of thing in ads (meaning I hate that kind of thing in ads): they list a whole slew of qualities for which you should probably see a therapist, but they tout them as excellent employee traits. :-)
Thanks yarb - good point! Employers start off dreaming & then have to face reality.
I think the only qualification listed I meet is that I have a genuine interest in dogs.
Who thrives on pressure? Do they realize that help is available?
Ha ha. Great list - what comes across is the conflict inherent in help wanted ads: (i) "we only want the best", and at the same time the subtext (ii) "please apply, we'll take anyone!"