kingling
has been listed 2 times with 2 comments
mafeking
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
sterling
has been listed 14 times with 1 comment
weanling
has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
glozing
has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
spelding
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
halfling
has been listed 4 times with 0 comments
sheading
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
niding
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
elding
has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
falding
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
starveling
has been listed 5 times with 0 comments
darling
has been listed 30 times with 0 comments
roebling
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
shaveling
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
stotting
has been listed 2 times with 6 comments
derring-do
has been listed 12 times with 0 comments
farthing
has been listed 14 times with 1 comment
herring
has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
sing-sing
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
ossining
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
shearling
has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
stripling
has been listed 4 times with 0 comments
inning
has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
unsleeping
has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
unbecoming
has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
wyoming
has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
fleming
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
lemming
has been listed 11 times with 0 comments
viking
has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
pudding
has been listed 20 times with 1 comment
upswing
has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
shoestring
has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
nothing
has been listed 20 times with 0 comments
beesting
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
webding
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
wingding
has been listed 8 times with 0 comments
beijing
has been listed 11 times with 1 comment
darjeeling
has been listed 10 times with 0 comments
gloaming
has been listed 82 times with 4 comments
awning
has been listed 4 times with 0 comments
unstinting
has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
batwing
has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
unsmiling
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
weakling
has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
starling
has been listed 20 times with 0 comments
vetchling
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
sapling
has been listed 14 times with 0 comments
sibling
has been listed 13 times with 2 comments
nerfling
has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
quisling
has been listed 45 times with 10 comments
inkling
has been listed 26 times with 3 comments
hireling
has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
yearling
has been listed 5 times with 0 comments
gosling
has been listed 9 times with 0 comments
changeling
has been listed 23 times with 3 comments
ceiling
has been listed 7 times with 0 comments
chickling
has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
groundling
has been listed 4 times with 0 comments
fingerling
has been listed 10 times with 0 comments
duckling
has been listed 5 times with 0 comments
kipling
has been listed 1 time with 3 comments
ding-a-ling
althing
nurburgring?
Um, sionnach, you might never have ceiled or stotted, but some of us probably have.
Does 'never landing' work for you?
As in 'I don't know, I've never never landed'.
@roseandivy: The criterion for inclusion is that the apparent past tense obtained from the 'verb stem' preceding the 'ing' should not be legitimate.
Thus, fling doesn't belong on the list because, in answer to the question: "How do you like fl-ing?", the response "I don't know, I've never fled" actually makes sense. Similarly, the legitimacy of 'bred' and 'bled' as past tense formats rules out 'bring' and 'bling'.
Obviously, any -ing word obtained directly from a verb is ruled out a priori. Thus, for instance, I wouldn't include 'dwindling', as you have done on your list.
Don't know if that makes sense, or is just overly convoluted.
Oh, drat it all! And here I thought I was first to this idea with my list.
P.S. What's your rules for this list, then, sionnach?
A guy I knew named Joe would say he didn't even know her whenever someone found him listening to Joe Cocker.
Apparently there's a town in England called Woking ...
Contrary to what one might think, bling cannot be placed on this list. Nor can fling or bring.