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Some are just slips of the tongue, some become unintentionally suggestive. Grammar often botches others, and some editors just state the plain obvious.
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frontier adds baggage fee, ups antler charge   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
small earthquake in chile, not many dead   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
super caley go ballistic, celtic are atrocious   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
judge blocks discharge of gay seaman   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off sign...   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
local child wins gun from fundraiser   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
one-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
meeting on open meetings is closed   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
volunteers to search for old civil war planes   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
county to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
great tits cope well with warming   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
german high-speed train derails after hitting sheep   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
cruising queen docks at circular quay   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
vigilante mayor acquitted after taking sledgehamme...   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
yellow snow tested for nutrition   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
teacher strikes idle kids   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
something went wrong in jet crash, experts say   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
man eating piranha mistakenly sold as pet fish   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
hershey bars protest   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
stud tires out   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
man struck by lightning faces battery charge   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
prostitutes appeal to pope   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
headless body in topless bar   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
queen mary having bottom scraped   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
iraqi head seeks arms   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
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about 1 month ago kewpid said:

Haha, I think the more humorous thing is that there is a George Bush Intercontinental Airport.

about 1 month ago reesetee said:

Here's one for you, kewpid, fresh off the Web: "Frontier adds baggage fee, ups antler charge."

about 1 month ago bilby said:

I can vouch for the Scottish headline, repeated in fact late last year when the mighty Caley Thistle came back from 0-2 down and playing with 10 men to beat Celtic 3-2.
But spelling should be: Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.

about 1 month ago dontcry said:

So, it was a wedding?

about 1 month ago gangerh said:

He turned it into wine, rolig. What do you think?

about 1 month ago yarb said:

He was a great keeper, bilby! A reliable prophylactic for his country, who only sprung the odd leak at the end of his long career.

about 1 month ago bilby said:

I remember the big plonker. "Seaman comes out for the challenge but doesn't get there."

about 1 month ago yarb said:

rolig: there was a famous English goalkeeper called Seaman, which led to much gleeful commentry along the lines of "And Seaman's all over the place tonight!" or "so-and-so sticks it in the box, but it's covered by Seaman."

about 1 month ago reesetee said:

*groan* ;-)

about 1 month ago rolig said:

Hilarious headlines! I used to be the editor of a gay community newspaper in the 1990s in Baltimore, and once, as a laugh, wrote the following headline for a story about a man was was being kicked out of the US Navy but won his federal court appeal to stay in: Judge Blocks Discharge of Gay Seaman.

about 1 month ago rolig said:

gangerh, did the Pope walk through the water or on it?

about 1 month ago yarb said:

The infamous, unforgettable Small Earthquake in Chile, Not Many Dead from The Times.

Also, Maryland Parents Anxious About Sniper from salon.com is a bit special in its understatedness.

For anyone with a knowledge of Scottish fitba, Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious, which I think was the Mirror, after Inverness Caledonian Thistle caused a big shock my knocking Celtic out of the cup.

about 1 month ago gangerh said:

Or could it be 'chuck norris can't swim'?

about 1 month ago gangerh said:

How about 'pope can't swim'? A madeupical reflection on the negativity of the Press. This the day after the Pope took some Cardinals on a boat trip and when the boat got into difficulty he walked to the shore to get help.

7 months ago reesetee said:

Oh, you're not alone! :-)

7 months ago kewpid said:

Thanks! Though I am really stretching the meaning of 'word' here.

7 months ago reesetee said:

Haha! Great list, kewpid!

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