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Comparative Utility

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as useful as windshield wipers on a submarine   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as whistling psalms to a dead horse   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as tits on a bull   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as the swiss navy   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as stevie wonder at a beauty contest   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as perfume to a hog   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
as useful as handlebars on a surfboard   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as britney spears on a babysitting job   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as an accordion on the battlefield   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a wooden frying pan   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a screen-door on a submarine   has been listed 1 time with 13 comments
as useful as a pork pie in a synagogue   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a pickpocket in a nudist colony   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a one-armed juggler   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a marzipan dildo   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a ham sandwich to a drowning rabbit   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a fart in a spacecraft   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a condom machine in the vatican   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a chocolate teapot   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
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6 months ago bilby said:

unnötig wie ein Kropf!

7 months ago chained_bear said:

This reminds me of some variant of the "woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" quotation. Also of three-dollar bills.

7 months ago uselessness said:

How about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight?

7 months ago reesetee said:

Double yay! Wooden frying pan?

7 months ago bilby said:

Yay!

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