Proof that marketers are idiots

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I'm with uselessness. It hurts too much.

I'm done. I go to bed with Fantast-o-matic dream suggestions from Profits-R-Us. Wot a wundaful world.

C'mon uselessness, it's a wunda list.

I would favorite this list, but I really can't bring myself to do it.

Phuk, this list is Mega-Valu.

Thanks for the additions! Skipvia, I also thought of the 'n', but I couldn't think of a good way to add it as a word. There's also "o'" as in "Bits o' Bacon" and "Mc" as in "McSandwich," "McFish," "McLean," "McFat," and "McNuggets."

What McDolts they are!

I've always hated 'n', as in Antiques 'n' Things. I especially hate it when coupled with "Things," "Stuff," or "More"--or, even worse "Mor."

Plus, it really bugs me when they leave out one or both of the apostrophes...

kwality, in India. Famous ice-cream brand.

Lo! I promise to make lo-fat comments. I do!

Dammit, this is a supa list. If I can keep the vomit in I'll add-to-favourites.

But wait! I have brite idea!

pomegrante ... yes. Simply yes. May I suggest the (appalling) rite, ezy and handi?

Reminds me, last Sunday I went to buy a newspaper. The shop had a handwritten sign outside that read: 'Xmass wreats, orda hear.' I am not kidding.