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By Tom Lehrer.

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head in great respect and
Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the pontiff.
Everybody say his own kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There a guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original

If it is, try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight--
Time to transubstantiate

Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome, do like the Romans
Ave Maria--gee it's good to see ya
Gettin' ecstatic and
Sorta dramatic and
Doin' the Vatican Rag!