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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: say pal, why the long face?"
HA!
Heard recently:
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
Hee! C_b, that's one of my favourite jokes of all time. A man walks into a bar, and he says "Ouch!"
*snigger*
*rimshot*
I can give you a punchline that goes with *any* of these, pterodactyl. Example: A nun, a priest, and a cardinal walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
HA! HA HA!!
Oh, I see. Y'know, I think they're actually funnier when left to the imagination like that.
When I was about 14 or so, my friends and I had a game that consisted of taking turns making up setups for jokes. Not whole jokes, but just the introductory bits, like "Mother Theresa, Garrison Keillor, and a one-armed man are stuck in an elevator." We never came up with endings; I think we just like the unresolved tension of the silly situations.
That's my longwinded way of saying bravo to you for your untethered jokelets.
My contributions don't have extant jokes behind them pterodactyl. They're meant to be imagination-joggers & they're certaintly successful in that regard in your case.
Now I'm dying to hear the jokes that go along with these contributions. For example, what happens when the voodoo priestess walks into a bar? You can't just leave us hanging! :-)