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pterodactyl has added 1413 words, 41 lists, 378 comments, and 2 tags.

A _____ walks into a bar...

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zen master   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
woman   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 17 times with 6 comments
voodoo priestess   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
tuna sandwich   was added by gangerh and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
three-legged man   was added by reesetee and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
termite   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
talking dog   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
super putz   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
starchy tuber   was added by reesetee and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
squid   was added by samoritan and has been listed 28 times with 1 comment
sprightly penguin   was added by reesetee and has been listed 1 time with 3 comments
somnambulist   was added by julia and has been listed 42 times with 0 comments
snake   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 17 times with 0 comments
smarmy self made man   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
skeleton   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 15 times with 1 comment
salacious sextoness   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
rené descartes   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 5 comments
reinforced battalion of marines   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
predatory lender   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
plate of bacon and eggs   was added by reesetee and has been listed 1 time with 6 comments
piece of string   was added by Asativum and has been listed 2 times with 15 comments
pickle   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 46 times with 4 comments
panda   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 18 times with 0 comments
pair of hydrogen atoms   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
noodle   was added by reesetee and has been listed 29 times with 1 comment
nippleless man   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
neutron   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 8 times with 3 comments
mushroom   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 18 times with 4 comments
mathematician, a physicist, an engineer, and a com...   was added by reesetee and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
man carrying a banana tree   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
lovelorn gastropod   was added by palooka and has been listed 3 times with 10 comments
limping dog   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
irishman   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
horse   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 12 times with 4 comments
hobgoblin   was added by palooka and has been listed 31 times with 4 comments
hatcheck girl   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
ham sandwich   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
guy with a toad on his head   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
guy with a giraffe   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
guy with a chunk of asphalt on his shoulder   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
guy   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 18 times with 0 comments
grizzled sea captain   was added by chained_bear and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
grasshopper   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 10 times with 2 comments
giant gizmo   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
frenchman with a parrot on his shoulder   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
fleshy-headed mutant   was added by reesetee and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
duck   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 21 times with 1 comment
drunk   was added by bilby and has been listed 15 times with 1 comment
crocodile   was added by bilby and has been listed 10 times with 1 comment
cowboy   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
control freak   was added by palooka and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
colon   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 9 times with 1 comment
clinchpoop   was added by reesetee and has been listed 13 times with 9 comments
chained bear   was added by reesetee and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
cadaver   was added by palooka and has been listed 21 times with 2 comments
blueberry   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 9 times with 4 comments
blind man   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
bear   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 30 times with 5 comments
bar   was added by bilby and has been listed 11 times with 4 comments
badger   was added by plethora and has been listed 24 times with 5 comments
baby seal   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
artichoke   was added by reesetee and has been listed 20 times with 5 comments
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about 1 month ago dontcry said:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: say pal, why the long face?"

2 months ago reesetee said:

HA!

2 months ago trivet said:

Heard recently:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

2 months ago plethora said:

Hee! C_b, that's one of my favourite jokes of all time. A man walks into a bar, and he says "Ouch!"

*snigger*

2 months ago reesetee said:

*rimshot*

2 months ago chained_bear said:

I can give you a punchline that goes with *any* of these, pterodactyl. Example: A nun, a priest, and a cardinal walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!

HA! HA HA!!

2 months ago pterodactyl said:

Oh, I see. Y'know, I think they're actually funnier when left to the imagination like that.

When I was about 14 or so, my friends and I had a game that consisted of taking turns making up setups for jokes. Not whole jokes, but just the introductory bits, like "Mother Theresa, Garrison Keillor, and a one-armed man are stuck in an elevator." We never came up with endings; I think we just like the unresolved tension of the silly situations.

That's my longwinded way of saying bravo to you for your untethered jokelets.

2 months ago palooka said:

My contributions don't have extant jokes behind them pterodactyl. They're meant to be imagination-joggers & they're certaintly successful in that regard in your case.

2 months ago pterodactyl said:

Now I'm dying to hear the jokes that go along with these contributions. For example, what happens when the voodoo priestess walks into a bar? You can't just leave us hanging! :-)

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