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Words that shouldn't be used on a first date.

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registered sex offender   was added by TaciturnYetProlix and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
toenail collection   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
webbed toes   was added by she and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
this thing i can do with my tongue   was added by she and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
better out than in   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
prozac   was added by mollusque and has been listed 4 times with 0 comments
halitosis   was added by bilby and has been listed 15 times with 0 comments
dna test   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
breast implants   was added by bilby and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
my cat is really like my child   was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
snot fascinates me   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
aspergillosis   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
intestinal gas   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
oedipus complex   was added by littleclaw and has been listed 7 times with 0 comments
can you speak louder, i can't hear you through my ipod   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
mi-vox is my idol   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
your mom's hot!   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
i drink alone   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
incontinence   was added by bilby and has been listed 3 times with 1 comment
mental health issues   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
i thee wed   was added by palooka and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
super putz   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
light my fire baby   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
snockered   was added by palooka and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
flirtin' with fire   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
lubricious   was added by palooka and has been listed 40 times with 2 comments
let's sextuplicate   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
mammillate   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
whatever floats your boat   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 8 comments
deodorant challenged   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
women really scare me   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
romantic weekend in baghdad   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
floss   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 9 times with 3 comments
didn't i mention my mother will have dinner with us   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
senior's menu   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
tube top   was added by TaciturnYetProlix and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
perry como rocks   was added by palooka and has been listed 2 times with 7 comments
copremesis   was added by Asativum and has been listed 4 times with 6 comments
pain is good   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
vixen   was added by palooka and has been listed 40 times with 1 comment
permission to pee please   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
cia operative   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
smurf   was added by bilby and has been listed 13 times with 0 comments
sisterhood of pretty ponies and asteroid defense   was added by trivet and has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
autofellatio   was added by apepch7 and has been listed 3 times with 3 comments
virago   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 46 times with 3 comments
earthlings   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
mom warned me about you   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
my dog is everything to me   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
mama's boy   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
eating disorder   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
diet   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 5 times with 0 comments
dine'n'dash   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
dutch oven   was added by yarb and has been listed 3 times with 3 comments
morality is a joke   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
do you have a coin for the condom vending machine   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
mob connections   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
conspiracies   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
order something cheap   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
erectile dysfunction   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
wake and bake   was added by trivet and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
freudian   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 12 times with 0 comments
meat slurry   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 3 times with 1 comment
midget porn   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
public sex   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
court date   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
drinking binge   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
ritual sacrifice   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
abortion   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
mtv reality show   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
teabag   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
legal and binding   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
it's a treatable disease   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
legal-and-binding   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
trailer park   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
gainful employment   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
anal fissure   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
merkin   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 28 times with 10 comments
i don't care   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
i love you   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
pyramid scheme   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
substance abuse   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
trophy wife   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
bipolar   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 7 times with 0 comments
lascivious   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 102 times with 1 comment
partner-in-crime   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
pedophile   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 5 times with 1 comment
larceny   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 14 times with 0 comments
multiple widower   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
virgin   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 14 times with 2 comments
sanctimony   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 8 times with 0 comments
mother-in-law   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
divorce clause   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
annulment   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
marriage   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 13 times with 0 comments
joint account   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
first-born   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
contagious   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
stalker   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 5 times with 0 comments
simper   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 29 times with 0 comments
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3 months ago reesetee said:

Wow. C_b, your list is strangely complementary to this one. What an odd family you must have. ;->

3 months ago chained_bear said:

Hey, would any of the words on this list work here too?

3 months ago TaciturnYetProlix said:

I propose we all join Match.com, book a lot of first dates, then try these out. I'll have to ask the wife first though.

3 months ago yarb said:

If that's true, whichbe - that dating is dead -, it's a shame. I was never a serial dater (datist?) but the uncertainty, intrigue, and curiosity of a first date make it a splendid experience whatever happens.

3 months ago whichbe said:

If only to break all the rules, Prolagus. But, really, "dating" is...dated. If I'm having a "first date" it's long after I've gotten to know someone and have a quality connection with them.

3 months ago dontcry said:

Earthlings, I love you. Brilliant! Awesome list!

3 months ago Prolagus said:

What's funny is that all of us will have this list in their mind on any first date from now on.

3 months ago palooka said:

I enjoy adding to this list, because when it comes to dating, I'm a real Neanderthal. Or real basic, I don't know. Reminds me of the joke about how women can impress men on a date:

"Show up naked.
Bring food.
Don't block the TV."

3 months ago reesetee said:

*has probably failed the test on both counts*

3 months ago skipvia said:

I'd probably avoid any use of the word "tongue" on a first date, reesetee.

3 months ago dontcry said:

r -- yes, as long as you don't present it as a question.

3 months ago reesetee said:

Yarb and whichbe, you guessed my intentions--some of the words I added (moist and clinchpoop, specifically) were meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

Can you say tongue-in-cheek on a first date?

3 months ago yarb said:

No I didn't!

And come on dc, you can't deny that a whispered clinchpoop would be impossibly romantic at the right moment.

3 months ago Prolagus said:

yarb, did you open the scarf page?

3 months ago dontcry said:

Charmed? Really, yarb? The only one I can agree with you on is boudoir -- but only if he pronounced it "boo-der" 'cause that always makes me laugh!

3 months ago skipvia said:

And threesome could actually work in your favor, given the right proclivities...

3 months ago whichbe said:

I've presumed that this hilarious list is meant mostly as a generalized comedy list and not meant to be taken literally, since there's plenty of words that could or should be used, in fact. And, of course, there's context and quotha.

3 months ago yarb said:

That sounds like a great first date!

Actually I'd be charmed to hear, and would happily use, some of the words on this list at a first date - boudoir, word-loins, gound, moist, clinchpoop. And what's wrong with simper and scarf??

3 months ago chained_bear said:

I had a memorable first date once where someone explained to me about some kind of nifty frog that eats this huge thing (without chewing, of course) and then has to, like, shift around to make it fit in its stomach. This description came complete with a physical acting-out to demonstrate.

3 months ago pterodactyl said:

No, bilby, it just means that I didn't read the list thoroughly before posting my ideas. Nevertheless, I think we can all agree that you shouldn't use Montezuma's revenge twice on a first date.

Three times, though... that might be okay. :-)

3 months ago reesetee said:

Ha! What a great list idea!

3 months ago dontcry said:

Pter: lutefisk *snort!*

3 months ago bilby said:

Montezuma's revenge has now been listed by both TYP and ptero. Does this mean that it shouldn't be used twice on a first date?

3 months ago dontcry said:

Beautiful!

3 months ago pterodactyl said:

What a great list! Thanks, TYP!

3 months ago yarb said:

Lol at hilarious recent additions!

3 months ago yarb said:

I'm never going to be able to forget it, so I don't see why you should.

3 months ago skipvia said:

I had forgotten all about that embarrassing typo (pimiento load), yarb. Thanks for bringing it back up, so to speak... :-)

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