I think we should give jenn a field promotion and send her out on reconn. She'll sniff out a hapless open list starter faster than you can say The Porch.
Oh. Hi guys. I was just practicing for the contest when you...wait...I can leave Hoboken? I'm kissing the contest goodbye and starting reconnaissance with Major Palooka for an open list with a tempting invitation.
Inspecting the rubble this morning, I feel sorry for dolphindufas123. We really carpet-bombed & over-ran his position. There's just a few smoking remains of his original list left. He or she must wonder what Wordie's all about anyway. This was fun! Whose list can we pillage next?
Sorry all, orders is orders. By the way, reesetee and dontcry, you're both supposed to be at attention there! You weren't given permission to speak. Drop down & give me 20.
Hoboken? That's harsh, man. Why not just sentence him to the porch and a year of hard, crunchy breakfasts? Mush puppy can make sure he doesn't get any soft treatment.
What? I covered you, skipvia! Just because I couldn't bear to look while I was covering you....And then SargeantMajorGeneral PalookaFace had to show up....
I'm under pressure from the higher-ups at WordieCOMPAC skip because of your fool stunt. I'm afraid you're going to be stripped of your Alaska command & be transferred to the Hoboken disciplinary barracks. May God have mercy on your soul!
Sir--I would be derelict in my duty not to go in when provoked so aggressively. I mean, come on--things I say to people? I surprised no one went in before me.
Speaking of which--thanks for the cover, reesetee... :-(
I want to talk to you in my quarters when you return skip! Your precipitous action has jeopardized the whole operation here. We've had to call off the air strikes & artillery barrages on this list because your butt is now in the way. If you get into trouble you're on your own - we will not try to extract you. Hope you brought plenty of ammo.
Hi dolphin. If this is a list of things you say, maybe you don't want to make it an open list. If you leave it open we'll probably invade it in one of our whimsical moments :->
This nose knows no limits.
Agreed. No better list sniffer than jenn.
That didn't come out sounding as complimentary as I'd hoped.
I think we should give jenn a field promotion and send her out on reconn. She'll sniff out a hapless open list starter faster than you can say The Porch.
Make sure she has a crunchy breakfast first.
*Giving twenty of this*
*sending dogs of war to Hoboken to help lead skipvia home*
*sending dogs of peace to find dolphin and apologize for terrorizing his list*
Ain't nothin' like the Wordie treatment. :-D
You're a good trooper bilby, I'm proud to have you in my command. Australia is in good hands. Now, carry on.
I've seen a whole new side of palooka these last 2 days. I salute you.
errr...
Keep me informed skip. The bombers are stealthed, the fire commanders awaiting their coordinates.
*clears throat*
♩ Doo be doo be doo, be doo be doo bee...
Oh. Hi guys. I was just practicing for the contest when you...wait...I can leave Hoboken? I'm kissing the contest goodbye and starting reconnaissance with Major Palooka for an open list with a tempting invitation.
*adjusts night vision goggles*
Just kidding! I like using the phrase dogs of war.
And how have I earned this great honor?
We'll be watching reesetee! Open another list and we'll release the dogs of war.
After this horror? I may never post one again. ;-)
I think we carpet-bombed & over-ran skipvia too. Say reesetee, when are you posting another open list?
Skipvia, did you hear that? You're free! You can leave Hoboken now!
Skipvia...?
Uh oh. I think he's off practicing for the third annual Sinatra sing-alike contest. It may be too late.
Inspecting the rubble this morning, I feel sorry for dolphindufas123. We really carpet-bombed & over-ran his position. There's just a few smoking remains of his original list left. He or she must wonder what Wordie's all about anyway.
This was fun! Whose list can we pillage next?
I wonder where grasshopper is? He would love a mission like this.
Permission granted reesetee.
If it doesn't, it should! :-)
Does a "fans of skipvia" facebook group exist?
Yes SIR, Palooka sir!
But how 'bout some nice English muffins instead of waffles? *rummaging in breadbox*
Oh! And permission to rescue skipvia from Hoboken, sir.
Palooka was amazing last night. Well, you all were.
Well...I guess we can hang the banner now:
Sir, thank you, sir! *totally not re-upping*
Waffles will suffice dc.
Sorry. Twenty waffles, sir?
Sir! Yes Sir! Um....twenty waffles?
Sorry all, orders is orders. By the way, reesetee and dontcry, you're both supposed to be at attention there! You weren't given permission to speak. Drop down & give me 20.
Hoboken? That's harsh, man. Why not just sentence him to the porch and a year of hard, crunchy breakfasts? Mush puppy can make sure he doesn't get any soft treatment.
Not...Hoboken! Sir--what about the Geneva Convention?
Hey--they use Compaqs at Wordie?
What? I covered you, skipvia! Just because I couldn't bear to look while I was covering you....And then SargeantMajorGeneral PalookaFace had to show up....
*rolls eyes*
Oops. Did he see that?
I'm under pressure from the higher-ups at WordieCOMPAC skip because of your fool stunt. I'm afraid you're going to be stripped of your Alaska command & be transferred to the Hoboken disciplinary barracks. May God have mercy on your soul!
Sir--I would be derelict in my duty not to go in when provoked so aggressively. I mean, come on--things I say to people? I surprised no one went in before me.
Speaking of which--thanks for the cover, reesetee... :-(
Forgive us dolphindufas123! Sometimes we get carried away. We enjoy your contributions to Wordie - keep adding lists & words!
Granted. This better be good trooper.
I love you all, guys. First laughter of the day.
Permission to speak freely, sir?
I want to talk to you in my quarters when you return skip! Your precipitous action has jeopardized the whole operation here. We've had to call off the air strikes & artillery barrages on this list because your butt is now in the way.
If you get into trouble you're on your own - we will not try to extract you. Hope you brought plenty of ammo.
*covers eyes*
Is it too late to place my bet?
I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER! I'm going in! Cover me...
*battening down Wordie hatches*
I'm giving it one more day, reesetee. One more day, and then all hell breaks loose.
You can do it, skipvia! Hang tight!
Indonesians typically greet each other by asking Mau ke mana?, where are you going?
Oh... I feel like I have a perfect word... oh...
Must...resist...Wordie Treatment...
Hi dolphin. If this is a list of things you say, maybe you don't want to make it an open list. If you leave it open we'll probably invade it in one of our whimsical moments :->
like... you know... you know.