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The Penis Game

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Euphemisms for the penis.
See also c_b's testicle list
Words 1 through 79 of 79
package   was added by chained_bear and has been listed 10 times with 0 comments
lunchbox   was added by johnmperry and has been listed 7 times with 2 comments
guided muscle   was added by johnmperry and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
red-nosed burglar   was added by johnmperry and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
middle stump   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
hot beef injection   was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
manroot   was added by chained_bear and has been listed 2 times with 2 comments
tossle   was added by bilby and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
power drill   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
pene   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
trouser trout   was added by sionnach and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
winkle   was added by plethora and has been listed 13 times with 3 comments
love piston   was added by palooka and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
lance   was added by palooka and has been listed 14 times with 3 comments
jackhammer   was added by palooka and has been listed 5 times with 0 comments
kontol   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
womb raider   was added by whichbe and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
skin flute   was added by whichbe and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
joystick   was added by whichbe and has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
beaver cleaver   was added by whichbe and has been listed 2 times with 7 comments
tallywacker   was added by whichbe and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
bastage   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 2 times with 25 comments
pronk   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 13 times with 14 comments
superfluous   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 152 times with 0 comments
sculă   was added by whichbe and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
chuj   was added by whichbe and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
early bird   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 2 times with 4 comments
obsolete   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 22 times with 2 comments
man's best friend   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
detachable _____   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
nimrod   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 16 times with 0 comments
tigger   was added by MissAnthropist and has been listed 8 times with 3 comments
whizzer   was added by rolig and has been listed 2 times with 2 comments
third leg   was added by rolig and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
donger   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
schlort   was added by plethora and has been listed 2 times with 0 comments
froggie's magic twanger   was added by oroboros and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
love pump   was added by skipvia and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
pink torpedo   was added by skipvia and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
male reproductive organ   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
colonel   was added by bilby and has been listed 9 times with 0 comments
johnson   was added by dontcry and has been listed 4 times with 0 comments
love injector   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
fuck stick   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
utensil   was added by plethora and has been listed 5 times with 1 comment
chode   was added by plethora and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
dipstick   was added by bilby and has been listed 11 times with 1 comment
magic wand   was added by bilby and has been listed 4 times with 2 comments
knob   was added by plethora and has been listed 13 times with 3 comments
wang   was added by plethora and has been listed 11 times with 2 comments
heat-seeking moisture missile   was added by dontcry and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
junket-pumper   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
sword   was added by plethora and has been listed 19 times with 1 comment
shaft   was added by plethora and has been listed 12 times with 0 comments
schlong   was added by bilby and has been listed 4 times with 2 comments
love muscle   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
bone   was added by plethora and has been listed 15 times with 0 comments
tool   was added by plethora and has been listed 18 times with 2 comments
manhood   was added by plethora and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
phallus   was added by plethora and has been listed 12 times with 0 comments
pecker   was added by plethora and has been listed 6 times with 0 comments
peen   was added by plethora and has been listed 12 times with 5 comments
doodle   was added by plethora and has been listed 26 times with 3 comments
wiener   was added by plethora and has been listed 9 times with 10 comments
john thomas   was added by plethora and has been listed 5 times with 10 comments
tadger   was added by plethora and has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
stiffy   was added by plethora and has been listed 3 times with 0 comments
dong   was added by plethora and has been listed 9 times with 1 comment
wife's best friend   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
piece of pork   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
one-eyed trouser snake   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
peter   was added by plethora and has been listed 8 times with 0 comments
percy   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
willy   was added by plethora and has been listed 4 times with 1 comment
prick   was added by plethora and has been listed 13 times with 5 comments
cock   was added by plethora and has been listed 25 times with 9 comments
dick   was added by plethora and has been listed 17 times with 5 comments
penis   was added by plethora and has been listed 16 times with 0 comments
male interfemoral infidel   was added by plethora and has been listed 2 times with 7 comments
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about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

That's precisely why I like package. It means something very precise indeed to me, and yet it's relatively polite. (Also probably why they'd laugh you off the continent.)

about 1 month ago bilby said:

Package is as bland as tackle. These are Cleo words at best. Heavens knows what women think they mean. I could not safely use either in male company in Australia without being laughed off the continent.

about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Hmm. I added package in the spirit of lunchbox, but now I'm thinking that it's not really fair to include the whole package since we're only talking about penises. Then again, does package belong on a testicle list either? I don't know. Poor package is caught in the middle.

So to speak.

about 1 month ago chained_bear said:

Where on this list is hot beef injection?! Doesn't anyone still watch The Breakfast Club? ...

No? ... Oh... well... It's a good movie.

about 1 month ago pterodactyl said:

"womb raider"? HAHAHAHAHA!

about 1 month ago bilby said:

Never mind. You can help us out with the Hers list when we've done with His.

about 1 month ago Brookdale_chick said:

*cough, cough*
this is akward.......

about 1 month ago dontcry said:

Who said size doesn't matter? I'll tell you who, a schlort, that's who! ;-)

about 1 month ago Prolagus said:

One day soon I'm gonna tell the moon about the penis game
And if he knows maybe he'll explain
...

about 1 month ago MiaLuthien said:

Or schlediums.

about 1 month ago yarb said:

And many, many schlaverages.

about 1 month ago plethora said:

*snigger*
Well, when you put it like that XD

about 1 month ago MiaLuthien said:

Well, for every schlong, there must be several schlorts, don't you think? It makes a statistical sense.

about 1 month ago plethora said:

I have never heard the word schlort before in my life.

about 1 month ago MiaLuthien said:

Wow, that was quick.

And now, on to the definitions, no? Also, you forgot schlort.

about 1 month ago whichbe said:

Is there a way to flag 'least favorite list'?

about 1 month ago dontcry said:

Fab!

about 1 month ago bilby said:

Best previous effort was probably Have you met Dick?.

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