Wordie: You're Invited to a Mandatory Picnic!

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4 days ago reesetee said:

Update: Mandatory sporting events at the mandatory picnic! (You know, like the Olympics. *eye roll*)

12 days ago reesetee said:

I'll let you know how it goes, chained_bear.

Seriously--a mandatory picnic. Who invents these instruments of corporate torture?

*also feeling oppressed*

13 days ago chained_bear said:

Love this. I'm feeling oppressed already.

13 days ago bestiary said:

this is amazing.

13 days ago reesetee said:

Haha! Great additions! And thanks, jennarenn. :-)

13 days ago jennarenn said:

Sounds like something Lemony Snicket would dream up. He uses great language. :)

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