Have you met Dick?

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Reminds me of that scene from Austin Powers, I wonder if that's the inspiration for it.

,Just take a look at the "Four Rooms" movie script (the second chapter). Here's the relevant part:

Sigfried runs over to Angela and kneels in front of her.

SIGFRIED
Stop talking about his cock, will
you?!

ANGELA
It's hard to stop talking about
something so huge. I could go on and
on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop,
wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile,
Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber,
salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong,
dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy,
prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee,
wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol,
joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-
leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.

Angela is on a roll. She fires the words at Sigfried, hitting
him pointblank. He staggers. He pleads with her to stop,
covering his ears. Ted watches the man crumble.

ANGELA
(continuing)
Junior, the little head, little guy,
Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll. Snake,
one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder,
shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin
flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter,
instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod,
cherrypicker, log, pole.

Why have I not seen this list before?! It's the perfect accompaniment to my "A Testicle by Any Other Name..." list!

Suggestions: junk, sausage, john thomas, willie, and one of my personal favorites: doodle.

Italian comic Roberto Benigni coined 'nun-silencer' which was pretty brave considering where he has to earn a living.

The term which really splits my seams (so to speak), especially when written, is manhood.

thanks for the pecker, DreamieGrl! erm, well, you know what i mean. ;-)

thanks for the link, angharad! i'm only up to the E's and ... i'm in awe. who knew? favorites that are too long to list for wordie (my opinion):
Eight inches of pink throbbing Jesus, Hammer of Thor (there's an old joke with that one), He Who Must Be Obeyed (i think i used to date him) and Honk the Magic Goose.

johnson, phallus (?)

-- Also see Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!

This is a wonderful list. I must add ... pecker

my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome. i'm looking for single words only. 2 maximum. so even though "one-eyed trouser trout" cracks me up, i'd rather not include it.