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Scripted Apathy

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How to sound like you're paying attention when you're really more interested in your plans for the weekend. Bonus points for actually printing this script out and reading it in front of the windbag, though you'll probably lose friends if you try that. So stick to memorization, you'll thank me someday.
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9 months ago rduke said: Gotcha.

9 months ago reesetee said:

And "no kidding?" too.

9 months ago SonofGroucho said:

How about "indeed", "quite", "you're so right".

12 months ago patchouli said:

Sooooo funny. Especially when the various voice inflections are factored in.

about 1 year ago sionnach said:

Is that a fact? Are you serious?

about 1 year ago uselessness said:

Thanks, y'all... it's definitely a list you don't want your more verbose friends to know you've been studying. :-)

about 1 year ago SonofGroucho said:

This is a useful, nay essential, list!

How about "you didn't"

about 1 year ago pamelad said:

Definitely. I take your point.

about 1 year ago AbraxasZugzwang said:

people often say oh wow or that's hilarious when, in fact, the thing said was only mildly amusing. There's also you don't say, I bet, and seriously. Some people will even abuse oh my god.

Cool list.

about 1 year ago marco_nj said:

Every once in a while you can throw in a "get out" for good measure.

I think there's a Chris Rock joke about scripted apathy...

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