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50 ways to leave your body

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actualize your obsession with death, seth  ·  another glass of (poisened) gin, flynn"  ·  be a lama in tibet, bette  ·  be the bastille's block, jacques  ·  be the queen of scot's, scott  ·  choke on this lethal fart, art  ·  conjugate with a ghoulie, julie  ·  disturb the tomb of pharaoh's mummy, dummy  ·  drink a glass of this swill, bill  ·  drive real fast through an oil slick, rick  ·  drown in the lakes of killarney, barney  ·  during the inquistion don't say you're a christian, christian  ·  eat a dead ferret, gerrit  ·  erotically autoasphyxiate, nate  ·  fall down a well, mel  ·  fall down on a pike, mike (ike)  ·  find out what happens when you never eat, pete  ·  find yourself in the cauldron, waldron  ·  get awarded a nuclear waste research grant, grant  ·  get born into a 'globalized' state, kate  ·  get buried alive, clive  ·  get hanged, drawn, and quartered, martha  ·  get run over by truck, chuck  ·  get yourself dead, ted  ·  give that electric socket a kiss, chris  ·  go mano a mano with chuck norris, boris  ·  go swim with a crocodile, lyle  ·  go swim with a hungry shark, mark  ·  go to iran, stan  ·  go to san fransisco and jump in front of the bart, bart  ·  have 6 kids in china, dina  ·  have a facefull of rock, jaques.  ·  have dinner with a borgia, georgia  ·  invite fascists to view your iconoclastic art, art  ·  it's healthy to gobble splenda, glenda  ·  jump from a moving train, wayne  ·  jump in front of a bus, gus  ·  jump off a cliff, cliff  ·  just move to afghanistan, jan  ·  leap into that giant gorge, george  ·  let those you've slighted get even, steven  ·  literally stab yourself in the heart, bart  ·  lose an olmec ballgame, chaim  ·  make a home-made bomb, tom  ·  move to the gaza strip, chip  ·  od on some pills, phil  ·  operate heavy machinery while you're high, guy  ·  pick a fight with a bilby, edward albee  ·  put a hose up your nose, rose  ·  read the sorrows of young werther, werther  ·  say hello to my rake, jake  ·  send my psychotic uncle a bill, bill  ·  sink to the bottom of the tank, frank  ·  sink with your ship, chip  ·  smoke a pack a day, ray  ·  smuggle drugs in singapore, dumbledore  ·  speak your mind in havana, anna  ·  stand in front of that gat, matt  ·  stick your head in that blender, zenda  ·  swear a pact with a ghost, jost  ·  take a thousand-foot fall, paul  ·  take a trip to the astral plane, jane  ·  take your protein pills and put your helmet on, tom  ·  tell some rednecks you're terminally hip, chip  ·  that hornet's nest needs a prod, todd  ·  transcend into your ethereal form, norm  ·  try being an anarchist in the united states, mates  ·  try the salmonella, sam 'n ella  ·  unprotected hoohoo with a fairy, gary  ·  volunteer as a sumerian self-sacrifice, bryce  ·  watch a marathon of phyllis diller, miller  ·  watch an all-episode marathon of alf, ralph  ·  worship as you wish in iraq, jack  ·