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Foot-licker? Hahaha! Thanks c_b! That's going to be my new driving "cuss" word! It's very satisfying and yet, not really R rated. I think it would qualify for words that sound dirty, but aren't.
I like meatball mind. The historical context is part of the attraction as apparently it originates in a comment by Henry Kissinger about Richard Nixon.
I still stand by "the son and heir of a mongrel bitch" as one of my favorites. How elegantly insulting!
Thanks reesetee. From my Shakespearean insults mug:
mountain of mad flesh
light of brain
bolting-hutch of beastliness
not so much brain as ear wax
long-tongu'd babbling gossip
thou art a boil, a plague sore
You rampallian! You fustillarian!
O gull, O dolt, as ignorant as dirt
Clod of wayward marl
false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
roast-meat for worms
infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker
lump of foul deformity
highly fed and lowly taught
all eyes and no sight
all the infections that the sun sucks up
elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog
veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth
foot-licker
anointed and sovereign of sighs and groans
lewdly inclin'd
the soul of this man is his clothes
quintessence of dust
canker-blossom
poisonous bunch-back'd toad
a fusty nut with no kernel
beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave
and my favorite:
I do desire we may be better strangers.
From King Lear, Act II, Scene 2.
KENT: A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; a one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
Ah! Those were the days....
Uselessness, those are all terrific. Thanks!
whelp? curmudgeon? sissypants? boob? muttonhead? crank? poindexter? fruitloop? dumdum? scoundrel? prick? lemonhead? cad? dingdong?
thank you! creative name-calling is one of my favorites.