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Indeed.
Thrinaxodon.
bogart
how about "my life's savings in gasoline and titanium" or the "catalyst of death"?
Ha! Excellent, Pro--thanks!
See also...
:-D
Ozymandias is just fantastic for this list.
ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, pick me, pick me...
i know..
BIG TRUCK!
Yikes! Glad you weren't turned into tuff!
You know what I love? When the drivers of monstrosities swerve to avoid a pothole in the road. Cracks me up every time.
I was nearly squisharooed by one of these SUV thingies this morning. As it departed I saw it had a name, not on a personalised plate but on a handmade cover for the spare wheel. Tuff.
'Nuff said :-(
Thanks, bilby! Excellent link. I think I'll buy a Tesla. ;->
Still a wonderful list rt! Which is why I'm using it to host this link to 100 Tips for Recycling Your Useless SUV.
Not to worry. That just means it was a good idea. :-)
What about its sister vehicle, the Omnipresent?
edit: Dude, I should try reading the list before I comment.
Haha!
The Omniscient? The Omni for short. No, wait, longer is better!
Leadfree Zeppelin
The B-52? Um... Ford Formidible. Hehehe...
The Chevy Texas.
....Too bad there is already an 'infinity'!
Or, for a foriegn car: The Tres Grand.
Haha--both good ones! Thanks!
Beautiful list, I didn't notice it before!
I would design it with a single, huge headlight, and call it Polyphemus.
Thrash.
How about PlanetKiller?
Glad we could be of service, c_b. It's even funnier if you imagine one of those manly-man Ram-tough voices on TV commercials pronouncing these. :-)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I haven't read this list in a long time! Next time I have a crappy day, I'm going to find it and read it again. There are *tears* leaking out my eyes!
Yarb, the "Dodge Hard Bastard" had me ROLLING!! :)
Luggernaut.
Great list! Here are some suggestions I put to Dodge for the sequel to their Dodge Ram Power Wagon:
Dodge Grand Cojones
Dodge Hard Bastard
Dodge Tarzan King of Urban Jungle
Dodge Don’t Fuck With Me I’m a Sales Rep
Dodge Oedipus Complex Muffin-Muncher
Dodge Fuck Truck
Dodge Schlong
The Olympic and the Britannic were sister ships to the Titanic. Hercules or Global Warmer would also be apt names.
HAHA! You'd have to recruit a squadron just to maintain it!
The Casablanca Carrier? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_class_escort_carrier
The Ford Destroyer?
Cadillac Enterprise-D?
The Buick Defiance?
Dodge Supermassive Nebula?
Snarlwagon sounds like something our fathers drove.... :-)
Shouldn't the Megalodon be one of those monstrous muscle boats, though? ;-)
Great list! I can see them using dinosaur names too, like brontosaur or tyrannosaur. Jabberwocky? Ooh, ooh, the Chevy Grendel! For some reason I can only seem to associate SUVs with slavering monsters.
Perhaps one day, an automaker will create the Megalodon ;)
Destroyer. Flagship. Truckosaur. Snarlwagon. OK, now I'm just getting weird...
In a garage? These things are garages.
I own an Armageddon. It'll be the last car I ever own I'm afraid. How about a megaton? Try to get that baby in the garage
Fortress? Punisher? Ha ha ha!! Terrific!
How about the Pummel? I guess that's not relative to size so much as sheer aggression. Hey, how about Aggression?
Ooh, I like this list. A couple other suggestions:
bombardier? fortress? armageddon? punisher? shamu? blight?
I really think the Chevrolet Planet is in development. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised...
What about the Ford Death Star?
Dreadnought, of course! The others are definite possibilities too. (Isn't it "Titan"? I'd imagine "Titanic" wouldn't sell very well.)
Uh...I think I have a Ford Ubiquitous. It's a much smaller model, though. ;-)
Don't forget the 1958 Cadillac Dreadnought! "New model features full bar and spacious den."
Everest. Planet. Titanic. (Sure, it was taken, but that doesn't make it any less suitable.) Wrecking Ball. Volcano. Brazil.
Or the Ford Ubiquitous. Oh...sorry, that's already out there. ;)
Great list--hilarious!