Then make it; it can be just "stuff his face with pie 'till he's like a tomato" or just "stuff his face with pie" or even "steal his socks so he can't eat more then 3 pies at once without feeling discomfort".
This is great! I never knew there were so many things you could do with a drunken sailor earl-eye in the morning. 'Twould make me think twice about hittin' the rum, ye scurvy buckets of slime!
Not my list--I was just askin'. :-)
Then make it; it can be just "stuff his face with pie 'till he's like a tomato" or just "stuff his face with pie" or even "steal his socks so he can't eat more then 3 pies at once without feeling discomfort".
Does that scan? ;->
Stuff his face with pie 'till he looks more like a tomato then a sailor?
This is great! I never knew there were so many things you could do with a drunken sailor earl-eye in the morning. 'Twould make me think twice about hittin' the rum, ye scurvy buckets of slime!
Just heard another one. "Hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out," courtesy of The Barley Boys.
Then there's "Donald, Where's Your Drunken Scotsman?" by the Brobdingnagian Bards, which I'm sure you'll heartily enjoy, c_b. :-)
Funny! Classic list c_b.
Good one! I had to make it scan though. Hope you don't mind.
Take him out to a show, then go window shopping in Chelsea?
And fun to sing.
My favorite is still "tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under." It's so... perfect.
Remind me never to ask a drunken sailor to visit chained_bear.
Remind me to never ask you to sing this song, it would go forever.
I thought you did these things earlEYE in the morning?