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The Several Stages of Wordie Addiction

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Inspired by spookymilk. Please chime in with your own experiences. :-)
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love the feeling you get when you see a word or ph...   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

enjoys hearing friends' feeble complaints about th...   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

attend pubs that keep the shorter oxford dictionary   has been listed 1 time with 3 comments

tagging weirdnet weirdness   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

strong desire to clarify the record for wordieternity   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

dreaming of wordie word-offs   has been listed 1 time with 3 comments

laughing at your own wordie joke before you realiz...   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

tagging spree   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

checking the phone directory for wordie addiction anonymous   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

buying a book for your next wordie list   has been listed 1 time with 8 comments

list maintenance   has been listed 2 times with 2 comments

my unconscious calls me by my wordie screen name   has been listed 2 times with 3 comments

every potential wordie list is an existing wordie list   has been listed 2 times with 7 comments

onomatomania   has been listed 13 times with 8 comments

insane urge to enter hideously long words in an at...   has been listed 1 time with 3 comments

being the subject of a wordie list makes you a real person   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

ooh, what's that! . . . oh. i added it.   has been listed 1 time with 12 comments

forgetting to remove makeup   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

forgetting to have dinner   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

wordiependancy   has been listed 2 times with 16 comments

wordie's lament   has been listed 2 times with 6 comments

delight in giving the wordie treatment   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

have a wordie widow or widower at home   has been listed 1 time with 3 comments

feeling guiltier about not commenting on wordie th...   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

dream a little dream of lists   has been listed 3 times with 33 comments

chronic refresher syndrome   has been listed 2 times with 3 comments

wordie orphan syndrome   has been listed 1 time with 7 comments

need to emancipate words from one's brain   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

attempting to trigger listings by other wordies   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

pavlovian responses to stimulating words   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

wordiementia   has been listed 2 times with 2 comments

guilt while engaging in normal holiday activities ...   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

grim resignation over missing post-holiday comments   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

wordasphyxia   has been listed 3 times with 3 comments

mounting experiments solely to provoke weirdnet   has been listed 1 time with 6 comments

making word lists on the train instead of reading   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

rage at forgetting words to add because you're awa...   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

acceptance that you can't possibly list all words   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

smack yourself in the head when you discover wordie syndrome   has been listed 3 times with 5 comments

trying to delete an old list that contains a bug t...   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

despair over forced delay in retort for chained_bear   has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

denial that you can't possibly list all words   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

anger that you can't possibly list all words   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

holy shit, i just ran out of list ideas   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

vergerhade dreams   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

mortification you'll never catch up on comments   has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

wordsomnia   has been listed 3 times with 3 comments

word apnea   has been listed 6 times with 9 comments

i can't stop thinking of words to add   has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

smack yourself in the head   has been listed 1 time with 5 comments

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3 months ago reesetee said:

I (ahem) rephrased it a bit to make it shorter--so far it hasn't borked anything. See what you think. :-)

3 months ago PossibleUnderscore said:

Actually enjoys listening to friends' feeble complaints about the English language then rephrasing it using the wierdest words from wordie... probably too long to add. But I assure you, it is not an insane urge to enter hideously long words in an attempt to bork wordie!

8 months ago bilby said:

*bows* Milud.

8 months ago reesetee said:

Good catch. :-)

8 months ago bilby said:

attend pubs that keep the Shorter Oxford Dictionary. See antefluance.

8 months ago reesetee said:

Thanks, all--great ideas. Ah, it's nice to be among friends. :-)

You know, when I crack a Wordie joke among non-Wordies, it's usually followed by a brief silence, then this:

Other person: "Wordie?"

Me: "Uhm...yes."

Other person: "I thought so. It's weird enough."

8 months ago fbharjo said:

"when you dream of the making the wrong turn on the turnpike - autobahn (autobonding??) - beyond the pale." (As Bugs Bunny said "I knew I should have made a left turn in Albuquerque." Hare meets Herr 1944) That a possible entry in a word list, isn't it? word-offs??

8 months ago chained_bear said:

I do that a couple times a week. :) And don't bother explaining the joke—nobody else will get it.

Although... come to think of it... Today I said to my S.O. that something sucks out loud on toast with butter, and S.O. laughed hysterically. Imagine if I'd not been too lazy to add "lingonberry." So it cuts both ways. *shrugs*

Reesetee, a suggestion? Tagging spree?

8 months ago plethora said:

I think we've all been there, dc.

8 months ago dontcry said:

Cracking a "wordie-insider" joke and laughing at it before realizing that you're the only one at the party who gets it -- then continuing to enjoy it anyway.

8 months ago frogapplause said:

Looking in the telephone directory for WAA (Wordie Addiction Anonymous).

8 months ago Prolagus said:

After a comment frindley made on my facebook profile, I have the feeling I should, ahem, confess that I bought a book for my next Wordie list. (*blushes*)

10 months ago Prolagus said:

Maybe something like My unconscious calls me by my Wordie screen name?

10 months ago dontcry said:

When you dream about yourself and your name, in the dream, is your wordie screen name. The dream has nothing what-so-ever to do with wordie.

about 1 year ago jennarenn said:

Huh. Makes me wonder how many other words I've been misreading.

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

Don't think so, jenn. As far as I remember, it started out with this name.

about 1 year ago jennarenn said:

Out of curiosity, has the list name changed over time? Didn't this used to be the seven stages of wordie addiction?

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

You know how it is. If you haven't been In Country, you just don't get it.

about 1 year ago dontcry said:

Thanks, man. *sniff* I feel a little better just talking about it -- um, to you, not my spouse...

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

Wow, dontcry. You have it bad. Welcome. :-D

about 1 year ago dontcry said:

Feeling guiltier about not commenting on wordie than not commenting on what your spouse just said to you.

about 1 year ago Prolagus said:

I call 'lists' facebook groups.

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

You have my sympathies, Prolagus--from a fellow sufferer. :-)

about 1 year ago Prolagus said:

I think I have a chronic refresher syndrome.

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

Welcome, muamor. As you can see, you're in excellent company. :-)

about 1 year ago muamor said:

'Wordholism´ is a severe disease.
I humbly bow in front of this list. :o)
Hello, my name is Lea and I'm a wordholic.

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

Well, the editing in this case seemed to take a lot of the fun out of your comments...so I apologize. But they had to be preserved for wordieternity, you see.

about 1 year ago sionnach said:

Oh, noooo ... if I would of realized my prose was to be immortalized here, I could of tried to be less prolix. Bollix!

FWIW, the erstwhile problem of not being able to edit one's most recent comment seems to be fixed. Thanks, John! Wot a klassy site is wordie.

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

Wow. I'm in excellent company, it seems....Sionnach, I hope your suggestions don't break Wordie. I had to do some serious editing before Wordie would accept them as "words." :-)

Anyone here know CPR? We need to revive mollusque!

about 1 year ago sionnach said:

Guilt experienced while engaging in "normal" social Thanksgiving activities that the time would be better served devoted to Wordie.

Followed by a grim sense of resignation that one will miss out on the juiciest post-holiday comments due to the obvious impossibility of catching up on six days of scintillating wordie badinage.

about 1 year ago arby said:

Mounting experiments solely to provoke WeirdNet - see peeler for context.

about 1 year ago mollusque said:

Then there's withdrawal symptoms caused by inability to keep up your 100 word a day average because the major grant proposal due next week precludes you from doing more than keeping up with comments. It's like... like...wordasphyxia...*turns blue, falls off chair*

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

Ah, yes. Word apnea. Lucky it didn't progress to wordsomnia, mollusque.

I'd say making word lists on the train instead of reading qualifies. Even worse, though, is making word lists at work instead of working. Guilty as charged. (But I did skip lunch to make up for it.)

about 1 year ago mollusque said:

All known words or all possible words? (At least I've passed the word apnea stage. I woke up six times one night the first week.)

Is one of the stages making word lists on the train instead of reading?

about 1 year ago reesetee said:

We can't possibly--what are you saying, arby? We can't possibly list all words??

*slumping off in existential despair*

about 1 year ago arby said:

How about acceptance that you can't possibly list all words, or do we never reach that stage??

I frequently suffer from rage at forgetting words to add due to being AFC (Away From Computer). I think that's what Wordie Mobile is supposed to help me with, if I could only remember that it exists!

Ah, irony.

over 2 years ago reesetee said:

Haha! I go away for a weekend and come back to a herd of fun comments! Gotta love it.

FWIW, John, I was having that trouble too--and also, in some cases, I was unable to edit comments at the top of lists. Haven't tried it again recently, though.

over 2 years ago chained_bear said:

John (and co.):
No, I don't mind when y'all call me c_b. If it's easier to type you can just say CB.

Re: the list I was trying to delete. I tried it once more and it took a while, but the deletion worked, it was gone next time I logged in. If I figure out another one I'd like to get rid of, I'll happily test it for you Monday between 8 and 4 eastern. :)

over 2 years ago John said:

jennarenn and c_b, I think I just fixed this. Could we coordinate a time to test? In case it's list deletion that's causing the server to seize up, and I didn't fix it, I'd like to be around when you try it, so I can put things right if necessary. I'm traveling tomorrow, but maybe sometime monday? Please email me, if you wouldn't mind scheduling a quick test.

over 2 years ago jennarenn said:

c_b, the same thing happened to me. I ended up leaving the list.

over 2 years ago John said:

c_b (do you mind when we call you c_b, chained_bear?), you might have given me a clue in tracking down a bug that's been driving me *craaazzzzy*. every once in a while the wordie server loses its mind: the load average goes through the roof, and it becomes either really slow or doesn't respond at all. I know it's being caused by a rogue query--some database operation that uses way too much memory and/or never completes. i haven't been able to find it, but you just gave me some good places to look. so thanks, i hope :-)

over 2 years ago chained_bear said:

Yeah, me too! Actually I've been trying to delete one in particular, but every time I do it, I get the "wait while Wordie thinks for a minute" sign, and then the whole thing freezes up. Even if it's open in another tab at the same time (I'm bad that way...), even that tab won't work. Am I breaking Wordie?!

p.s. skipv, there's always room for one more. ;) (retort, I mean)

over 2 years ago palooka said:

That's another good issue jennaren - having a great list idea that just doesn't work out in the end. I have a number of clunker lists I should delete.

over 2 years ago jennarenn said:

palooka, you are spot on. I responded to my dry period by deleting lists.

over 2 years ago skipvia said:

And by then you have forgotten your retort...

over 2 years ago skipvia said:

And how about the sense of despair when you have a good retort for chained_bear and Wordie is temporarily unavailable--will return shortly and it returns, but not shortly?

over 2 years ago chained_bear said:

Don't forget anger that you can't possibly list them all. Usually preceded by denial that you can't possibly list them all.

over 2 years ago chained_bear said:

Ha! Yes, palooka, and that's when you catch up on comments! :)

over 2 years ago palooka said:

There's also "Holy shit, I just ran out of list ideas!" That stage is similar to an artist's dry period.

over 2 years ago trivet said:

What about the vergerhade dreams?

over 2 years ago oroboros said:

Mortification you'll never catch up (on comments). :oD

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