love the feeling you get when you see a word or ph... has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
enjoys hearing friends' feeble complaints about th... has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
attend pubs that keep the shorter oxford dictionary has been listed 1 time with 3 comments
tagging weirdnet weirdness has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
strong desire to clarify the record for wordieternity has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
dreaming of wordie word-offs has been listed 1 time with 3 comments
laughing at your own wordie joke before you realiz... has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
tagging spree has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
checking the phone directory for wordie addiction anonymous has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
buying a book for your next wordie list has been listed 1 time with 8 comments
list maintenance has been listed 2 times with 2 comments
my unconscious calls me by my wordie screen name has been listed 2 times with 3 comments
every potential wordie list is an existing wordie list has been listed 2 times with 7 comments
onomatomania has been listed 13 times with 8 comments
insane urge to enter hideously long words in an at... has been listed 1 time with 3 comments
being the subject of a wordie list makes you a real person has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
ooh, what's that! . . . oh. i added it. has been listed 1 time with 12 comments
forgetting to remove makeup has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
forgetting to have dinner has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
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wordie's lament has been listed 2 times with 6 comments
delight in giving the wordie treatment has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
have a wordie widow or widower at home has been listed 1 time with 3 comments
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dream a little dream of lists has been listed 3 times with 33 comments
chronic refresher syndrome has been listed 2 times with 3 comments
wordie orphan syndrome has been listed 1 time with 7 comments
need to emancipate words from one's brain has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
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guilt while engaging in normal holiday activities ... has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
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acceptance that you can't possibly list all words has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
smack yourself in the head when you discover wordie syndrome has been listed 3 times with 5 comments
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I (ahem) rephrased it a bit to make it shorter--so far it hasn't borked anything. See what you think. :-)
Actually enjoys listening to friends' feeble complaints about the English language then rephrasing it using the wierdest words from wordie... probably too long to add. But I assure you, it is not an insane urge to enter hideously long words in an attempt to bork wordie!
*bows* Milud.
Good catch. :-)
attend pubs that keep the Shorter Oxford Dictionary. See antefluance.
Thanks, all--great ideas. Ah, it's nice to be among friends. :-)
You know, when I crack a Wordie joke among non-Wordies, it's usually followed by a brief silence, then this:
Other person: "Wordie?"
Me: "Uhm...yes."
Other person: "I thought so. It's weird enough."
"when you dream of the making the wrong turn on the turnpike - autobahn (autobonding??) - beyond the pale." (As Bugs Bunny said "I knew I should have made a left turn in Albuquerque." Hare meets Herr 1944) That a possible entry in a word list, isn't it? word-offs??
I do that a couple times a week. :) And don't bother explaining the joke—nobody else will get it.
Although... come to think of it... Today I said to my S.O. that something sucks out loud on toast with butter, and S.O. laughed hysterically. Imagine if I'd not been too lazy to add "lingonberry." So it cuts both ways. *shrugs*
Reesetee, a suggestion? Tagging spree?
I think we've all been there, dc.
Cracking a "wordie-insider" joke and laughing at it before realizing that you're the only one at the party who gets it -- then continuing to enjoy it anyway.
Looking in the telephone directory for WAA (Wordie Addiction Anonymous).
After a comment frindley made on my facebook profile, I have the feeling I should, ahem, confess that I bought a book for my next Wordie list. (*blushes*)
Maybe something like My unconscious calls me by my Wordie screen name?
When you dream about yourself and your name, in the dream, is your wordie screen name. The dream has nothing what-so-ever to do with wordie.
Huh. Makes me wonder how many other words I've been misreading.
Don't think so, jenn. As far as I remember, it started out with this name.
Out of curiosity, has the list name changed over time? Didn't this used to be the seven stages of wordie addiction?
You know how it is. If you haven't been In Country, you just don't get it.
Thanks, man. *sniff* I feel a little better just talking about it -- um, to you, not my spouse...
Wow, dontcry. You have it bad. Welcome. :-D
Feeling guiltier about not commenting on wordie than not commenting on what your spouse just said to you.
I call 'lists' facebook groups.
You have my sympathies, Prolagus--from a fellow sufferer. :-)
I think I have a chronic refresher syndrome.
Welcome, muamor. As you can see, you're in excellent company. :-)
'Wordholism´ is a severe disease.
I humbly bow in front of this list. :o)
Hello, my name is Lea and I'm a wordholic.
Well, the editing in this case seemed to take a lot of the fun out of your comments...so I apologize. But they had to be preserved for wordieternity, you see.
Oh, noooo ... if I would of realized my prose was to be immortalized here, I could of tried to be less prolix. Bollix!
FWIW, the erstwhile problem of not being able to edit one's most recent comment seems to be fixed. Thanks, John! Wot a klassy site is wordie.
Wow. I'm in excellent company, it seems....Sionnach, I hope your suggestions don't break Wordie. I had to do some serious editing before Wordie would accept them as "words." :-)
Anyone here know CPR? We need to revive mollusque!
Guilt experienced while engaging in "normal" social Thanksgiving activities that the time would be better served devoted to Wordie.
Followed by a grim sense of resignation that one will miss out on the juiciest post-holiday comments due to the obvious impossibility of catching up on six days of scintillating wordie badinage.
Mounting experiments solely to provoke WeirdNet - see peeler for context.
Then there's withdrawal symptoms caused by inability to keep up your 100 word a day average because the major grant proposal due next week precludes you from doing more than keeping up with comments. It's like... like...wordasphyxia...*turns blue, falls off chair*
Ah, yes. Word apnea. Lucky it didn't progress to wordsomnia, mollusque.
I'd say making word lists on the train instead of reading qualifies. Even worse, though, is making word lists at work instead of working. Guilty as charged. (But I did skip lunch to make up for it.)
All known words or all possible words? (At least I've passed the word apnea stage. I woke up six times one night the first week.)
Is one of the stages making word lists on the train instead of reading?
We can't possibly--what are you saying, arby? We can't possibly list all words??
*slumping off in existential despair*
How about acceptance that you can't possibly list all words, or do we never reach that stage??
I frequently suffer from rage at forgetting words to add due to being AFC (Away From Computer). I think that's what Wordie Mobile is supposed to help me with, if I could only remember that it exists!
Ah, irony.
Haha! I go away for a weekend and come back to a herd of fun comments! Gotta love it.
FWIW, John, I was having that trouble too--and also, in some cases, I was unable to edit comments at the top of lists. Haven't tried it again recently, though.
John (and co.):
No, I don't mind when y'all call me c_b. If it's easier to type you can just say CB.
Re: the list I was trying to delete. I tried it once more and it took a while, but the deletion worked, it was gone next time I logged in. If I figure out another one I'd like to get rid of, I'll happily test it for you Monday between 8 and 4 eastern. :)
jennarenn and c_b, I think I just fixed this. Could we coordinate a time to test? In case it's list deletion that's causing the server to seize up, and I didn't fix it, I'd like to be around when you try it, so I can put things right if necessary. I'm traveling tomorrow, but maybe sometime monday? Please email me, if you wouldn't mind scheduling a quick test.
c_b, the same thing happened to me. I ended up leaving the list.
c_b (do you mind when we call you c_b, chained_bear?), you might have given me a clue in tracking down a bug that's been driving me *craaazzzzy*. every once in a while the wordie server loses its mind: the load average goes through the roof, and it becomes either really slow or doesn't respond at all. I know it's being caused by a rogue query--some database operation that uses way too much memory and/or never completes. i haven't been able to find it, but you just gave me some good places to look. so thanks, i hope :-)
Yeah, me too! Actually I've been trying to delete one in particular, but every time I do it, I get the "wait while Wordie thinks for a minute" sign, and then the whole thing freezes up. Even if it's open in another tab at the same time (I'm bad that way...), even that tab won't work. Am I breaking Wordie?!
p.s. skipv, there's always room for one more. ;) (retort, I mean)
That's another good issue jennaren - having a great list idea that just doesn't work out in the end. I have a number of clunker lists I should delete.
palooka, you are spot on. I responded to my dry period by deleting lists.
And by then you have forgotten your retort...
And how about the sense of despair when you have a good retort for chained_bear and Wordie is temporarily unavailable--will return shortly and it returns, but not shortly?
Don't forget anger that you can't possibly list them all. Usually preceded by denial that you can't possibly list them all.
Ha! Yes, palooka, and that's when you catch up on comments! :)
There's also "Holy shit, I just ran out of list ideas!" That stage is similar to an artist's dry period.
What about the vergerhade dreams?
Mortification you'll never catch up (on comments). :oD