Elio e le Storie Tese is an Italian "comic rock" band, and this is all you need to know to enjoy this list. (
here's their Wikipedia page, if you want to know more).
Here's one of my favorite songs, a duet with "Cher", and these are the Italian and English lyrics. (Sorry, it's much more fun if you know some Italian!)
Come ti chiami?
Quanti anni hai?
Da dove vieni?
Come stai?
Non essere triste
La vita è una cosa meravigliosa
E io sono qui
Per renderla più meravigliosa
Non vedi il mio amore per te?
Per forza, non è visibile...
Non senti il suono della mia chitarra?
È suonata per me
È suonata per te
È suonata per noi...
Oui, je t'aime, je t'aime
Devi essere la mia ragazza
Vieni nella mia auto
Che ti porto a fare un giro...
Cosa pensi della mia macchina?
Secondo me è molto bella
Ma tu ridi, e mi prendi per il culo
Io non sono una stupida
Il mio cuore ora è rotto
E il gioco è bello quando dura poco
Alla luce vedo la tua vera faccia
Sei un cesso
Mi sento triste
E ripenso a te, com'eri...
Oui, je t'aime, je t'aime
Devi essere la mia ragazza
Vieni nella mia auto
Che ti porto sulla cima della montagna...
How you call you?
How many years you have?
From where come?
How stay?
Not to be sad:
the life is a thing wonderful
and I am here
to make it wonderfuller.
Not see the my love for yourself?
For force, not is visible.
Not hear the sound of the my guitar?
Is played from me;
is played for you, is played for we.
Oui, je t'aime, je t'aime
must to be the my girl;
come on in the my car
that I bring you at make one tour.
What think of the my car?
Is much beautiful, second me
But you laugh and take me for the ass.
I not am a stupid
The my heart is broken now
And the game
Is beautiful when is short.
At the light
I see the your true face
You are a toilet
I hear me sad
And I rethink at you, like was.
Oui, je t'aime, je t'aime
must to be the my girl;
come on in the my car
that I bring you at the peak of the mountain... 
Ha♪Ha♪Ha♪Ha♪Ha♪!!
What dick it wants to say?!
More and more weirdly tinkles the leprechaun in the pocket vest of the weasel.
Pork cow! Are very good! Can't see the hour of to read more!
I've heard of this band, of a fashion, because my old flatmate Ale collapsed into such fits of laughter when he so much as thought of them that he couldn't fully explain the gags.
Nevertheless, Ale's comments came after he'd been to a comedy show I wrote, and I claim to have arrived at the idea independently :-) It contained a whole sketch in this vein. Unfortunately it's far too long for Wordie.
I can give you a brief sample, as written for my two standups Zach and Dom:
Z: Hi Dom!
D: Slave! How do you stand?
Z: I stand well! And you?
D: Like this like this.
Z: But what to you succeeded?
D: I gave an exam this morning. It went evil.
Z: It displeases me.
D: And already. I took a vote of 17.
Z: Not it was sufficient?
D: No. I was botched. There I put it all, but the professor is a shame proper.
Z: Pork misery. You must give still more exams?
D: Approximately.
Z: In mouth to the wolf!
D: The wolf shall die. And you have some notice?
Z: Well, today is my complete year.
D: Dick! Verily? How many years you have?
Z: I have computed 27.
D: Augurs.
Z: Graces.
etc.
:-)