"No one one said anything about where I've been the past forever... As for what I was doing, I can say only this:

Have you ever heard of the..." more...

"Sigh... I fell bad, seeing as I have been ignoring Wordie for days... I can only hope that homework will let up...


Either way, I must bid you..." more...

"Looking at baby-name books? You aren't expecting one, are you?" more...

"Whew! I'm back! I was away at a cottage near Mont Tremblant - which means LOTS of skiing. Fun!

Now, what have i been missing?" more...

"Well, if there's a UNIverse, then there's gotta be something even bigger called the MULTIverse..." more...

"Just about the most superior person to anyone else in the multiverse." more...

"Yeah. I was kinda expecting some surprise about my youth, seeing as everyone here seems to be adult... hey, that gave me an idea!

New list time!" more...

"No! Student!

So there you have it, you socks! The answer! That took a while!" more...

"There is a misunderstanding here. I'm in elementary, but you think that means I'm a teacher. But I'm not! So therefore, if i'm in elementary and I'm..." more...

"Why thank you, gangerh. And great pun!" more...

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail" more...

"Jugglable. In fact, juggling two oranges is probably the most diverting activity you can do at school." more...

"Simply the best country in the universe." more...

"A mage who uses the powers of aether (the stuff in the realm where spirits live)." more...

"I have no idea what's cruel about it. I acted like a sock.

And THAT'S what it means!" more...

"I thought it was "moron" too!" more...

"How about The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a wholly remarkable book, cheaper then Encyclopedia Galactica, better selling than The Home Care..." more...

"A spiderpig.

"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing on a web? No he can't. He's a pig. Watch out, here comes the..." more...

"A multidemsonal perimbulator but without some letters being hidden in another dimension. (Well, actually, one's in a parallel dimension but all the..." more...

"Yes, i did." more...

"No... but I'm not a teacher!" more...

"Whoa... sionnach. That's a strange quote you have yourself there." more...

"Guess what? I'M CANADIAN! So I really have no idea what's going on with the stuff in the US, other than what appears on the front page of my..." more...

"You see, Googol is a number with one hundred zero's (you know, a million has 6 zero's a hundred has 2... well this one has 100). But Googolplex is a..." more...

"I agree with everyone. And why - it's already been 2 days! So here it is, the answer you've all been waiting for (drum roll)...


Elementary, dear..." more...

"You forgot the single most important definition of Wordie - the best logophilic web site there ever was - and most probably the best web site,..." more...

"This would definitely be A Long, Strange Trip (check the list)." more...

"Allows you to travel back in time / to a parallel dimension." more...

"Welcome, Kay! Hope you like it here!

PS - you may also want to know that socks are the greatest invention since the multidimensional perimbulator." more...

"Oh, alright, maybe i was a bit harsh. But no, not evening classes...

I really can't believe you haven't guessed this yet! Alright... in 2 days'..." more...

"The story of one man's flatulent battle.

PS - technically more then one letter changed, but oh well!" more...

"PS - VanishedOne! You didn't check if apprenticeship was on a list! I took it into my orphanage, poor thing..." more...

"Ahh... I see. I apologize, i had not looked up lipogram, therefore i did not understand the pun. But I agree, puns are the greatest invention since..." more...

"I said NEXT year my school level will no longer have an E. For now, E it has.

PS - I'm not old enough to be in a certain type of school (medical..." more...

"Mollusque! You linked eleventy one without checking if it was on a list! I took it in in my orphanage! You should know better!" more...

"Mollusque! You linked eleventy one without checking if it was on a list! I took it in in my orphanage! You should know better!" more...

"I feel sorry for her. In my opinion, cats are the best domestic animals ever." more...

"Reesetee! You linked blecch without checking if it was on a list! I had to take it into my orphanage! Poor thing... Next time, check if it's on a..." more...

"What IS vo-tech anyway?" more...

"Hey! Disc World in Terry Pratchett books is on the back of a giant turtle too (gender of turtle unknown)!" more...

"Socks are the greatest invention since the multidimensional perimbulator." more...

"Ah yes, you're right. Excuse me." more...

"See my page." more...

"How about The Hotel California?" more...

"Indeed, where a reever lies, there will be a face." more...

"How'd you get the chinese letters to be compatible?" more...

"Ohmigosh while i've been posting comments about methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalan..." more...

"A school level which Uselessness wondered if i was attending, without even listing it. Really, uselessness. How cruel!" more...

"Stuff his face with pie 'till he looks more like a tomato then a sailor?" more...

"The greatest invention since the multidimensional perimbulator.

When used correctly, these will allow you to eat 42 lemon-marangue pies at the same..." more...

"There IS a limit. I tried adding methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalan..." more...

"OK, time for another hint about my school level.

Next year, My school level will NO LONGER have an E." more...

"It's methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalan ylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylpheny..." more...

"TO ALL! THERE IS A WORD BIGGER THAN PNEUMONOULTRA-WHATEVER! here are the instructions to find it!
1) Look up "the longest word" in Google.
2)Select..." more...

"Quite possibly the highest-scoring Scrabble word." more...

"Great word! thanks for adding it. :)" more...

"VERY wordasphyxia. Even now, I must leave you soon." more...

"Gaak... So... much... stuff....


can't... breathe...


NEED... WORDIE...

(Just finish 8 billion pages of math, start art thing and study for..." more...

"The place in which Harry Potter does most of his stuff.


And read the book yourself, you lazy con." more...

"I'm back!

Back!


BACK!!!


Unfortunately not for long though." more...

"No..." more...

"I thought it was "archive" spelt wrong." more...

"Eton? I wish. For one, I don't live in england, but that place looks amazing." more...

"Yeah, I'm in kindergarten despite the fact that I know the meaning of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease one gets from..." more...

"Thinking that something is rather trivial or useless." more...

"A very long word (really, that's what it means)." more...

"The fear of being chased around a table by wolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

Haha Gary Larson!" more...

"When you are redirected (when you search without being logged in) in brings you to this word. Why not?" more...

"Not LSE, and definitely not the naval academy" more...

"Nope... oh yeah gotta go. See you tomorrow i hope... bye!" more...

"A young wizard boy who does stuff. Again, read the books yourself." more...

"The amateur's magic. More show then actual power." more...

"A novel by J.R.R Tolkien (I always get him mixed up with J.K Rowling) in which stuff happens. Read the book yourself." more...

"I was suspecting that... very cool. Anyway, thanks for the quality comment." more...

"I believe that the welts from the pelted belt (no longer felt) dwelt below the belt, where the pelt of wild bear was not protecting him, so the welt..." more...

"Mon école est en englais VanishedOne." more...

"Hey! I'm back again! Oh yeah, when I said Wordie is slower then other sites, I think its a good thing! I like being able to know what's going on..." more...

"Isn't there some sort of rule that says you can't advertise stuff with a profile? I know there is on other sites." more...

"A magician who practices magics related to water." more...

"I'm really surprised no one has listed this. Anyway, a mythical land in which takes place the story of The Lord of the Rings." more...

"Maybe I'm a teacher (I mean, of course not!), but I'm sure I'm not in vot-Ech :)." more...

"The main use for this word is the sentence "Begone, you vile amphibian!" created by Chris L-B and Thomas Bugdon in a little-known tv show." more...

"A being who casts spells." more...

"You got me me sionnach. Curse thee vile typos!" more...

"Sorry i was gone so long. I got a long day away from home. School's a bummer.

(PS - I'm not saying which level of school I'm in. But it has an E...." more...

"A term defining a level of intelligence." more...

"I don't mind TSB as a nickname and i have been on wordie about... a day. I don't know a lot about this and i really don't feel superior to anyone..." more...

"No bottles of beer on the wall, no bottles of beer! So go to the store, buy 99 more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall

see [99 bottles of beer on the..." more...

"hey! Aero chocolates stole this!" more...

"meaning happy, noisy and full of energy." more...

"I am sad, because there are so little of us Wordies. Mollusque, Yarb, Uselessness, Resetee and myself are the ever-reappearing names and the only..." more...

"I think I would like to adopt this word. I have a quiet, safe, and yellow home environment and i love long words. This one would receive kindness for..." more...

"A supposedly female human(?) with an undesirable attitude and an extraordinarily low I.Q. level" more...

"The REAL longest word is pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a lung disease from inhaling volcanic dust." more...

"impressive. well what about THIS(!):

pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You have 2 days to guess what it means..." more...

"didn't know that...
ATTACK TIME!

What does this word mean?

pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

you have 2 days. then i will reveal." more...

"haha lol longest word awsome.

And there i was all this time thinking that it was antidisestablishmententarianisimaphobia!" more...