“On the beaches down in Benidorm
Going topless these days is the norm
The results can be
Pretty scary to see
Only works if you've got the right...” more...
“A puta by name of Ramona
Works the streets every night in Pamplona
During the lulls
Between running the bulls
Mona gives all the boys a big...” more...
“Then there's my friend Alexander
Who likes to hang out in Santander
He likes to play ninja
With some butter and ginger
A donut, a mule, and a...” more...
“My good friend, Jorge, a Galician
Earns a good living by fishin'
But in his time off
He drinks like a trough
His behavior is frankly Dionysian” more...
“In the gay bar in old Aranjuez
Every morning the floors are a mess
What happens at night
When they turn down the light
I just cannot hazard a...” more...
“A busy court judge down in Avila
Any tough legal knot could unravel - ah!*
In chambers at leisure
She'd find new roads to pleasure
With just EVOO...” more...
“A prostitute down in Valencia
Was an extremely popular wench-ia*
She'd a coño so tight
That to get it in right
Took a half-quart of oil and a...” more...
“In my nightmares, at times, there's Anne Coulter
Wearing latex, a strap-on, a halter
In this curious dress
In frenzied congress
With the monkeys...” more...
“A scholarly lad from Granada
Was celibate, which made him sad. A
classmate said, "chic
-o, the fact you're a geek
is the reason que no pasa...” more...
“In the picaresque city of Cadiz
I'll tell you what the latest fad is
The sailors at leisure
Line up for their pleasure
With the amiable serving...” more...
“Not like the boys in Segovia
Who - so I'm told - are much suavier
Well yes - that may be
But once it's after three
Their clammy wet paws´ll be...” more...
“Dizziness, panic, paranoia, or madness caused by viewing certain artistic or historical artifacts or by trying to see too many such artifacts in too...” more...
“The Tuscan gorgia (Italian Gorgia toscana, "Tuscan throat") is a phonetic phenomenon which characterizes the Tuscan dialects, in Tuscany, Italy, most...” more...