"Mwa ha ha." more...

"I'll take two!" more...

"Erm. So I am. Maybe." more...

"I don't think I have to explain crunchwaves to people who read Wired. They already know that when you chew something too hard, the..." more...

"I showed this to my friend, who's a bacontarian. Yes, bacontarian, as in, will never eat any meat at all including fish, but will totally eat bacon...." more...

"I'm rather surprised it wasn't already listed. It's shameful, really. ;-)" more...

"*smirk*" more...

"Oh come on, they were loveylovey since the very first episode! Were it not for Federation protocol they would've been all over each other..." more...

"Great neologism, with the added plus of sounding really cool when spoken (presumably with a French accent)." more...

"Who, me? ;-) Maybe they can't quite claim the notoriety expected for a list like this, but Floigan Bros. was a great little game and it..." more...

"Races are a funny thing. Supposedly we all came from one race and evolved into the races we know today based on climate and so forth as we migrated..." more...

"I've heard it described as "black music," which is probably worse, but this term is new to me." more...

"Jeesh you guys, I'm back already! I just haven't been interested enough in the topics at hand to join in, mostly. I'm reading it, anyway. Talk about..." more...

"I've always heard the order reversed, not that either is "proper." Just sayin'." more...

"Got a big test coming up? Didn't study? Have no fear -- someday you're going to die. Maybe it'll be today!" more...

"Yes, the comments are even faster now than they were before my hiatus. I'm getting nauseous!" more...

"Hmm, as it turns out, there are also a Part 3, <a..." more...

"Who, me? I have been rather absent lately, haven't I? And it comes with this frustrating sort of guilt, that I've missed too much..." more...

"The sequel is pretty great too. ;-)" more...

"Razor blades." more...

"Preferred by nine out of ten emo kids!" more...

"Heribert Illig thinks the years AD 614-911 never actually happened. Fascinating stuff, if a little odd. Check out the Wikipedia link." more...

"So I finally just watched Helvetica, and it was great. I laughed, I cried... who would have thought a movie about a font could be so..." more...

"Are there Latin prefixes we can use for any of these? Particularly Quiznos? I need a word for that." more...

"Oh, chiasmus. That's like the word racecar, isn't it? ;-)" more...

"'Twas deliberate.
I've never made a mistake
(And I never will)." more...

"Haha! Somebody needs to wash their fowl mouths (er, beaks?) with soap!" more...

"It's a good thing to talk about, especially with shoes, ships, cabbages, and kings." more...

"I just love that my villainous ways are slowly taking over Wordie like a virus. A really, really awesome virus." more...

"*insert appalled and offended remark here*" more...

"I thought this was just an early form of beatboxing." more...

"Now that's just stupid. (But I've got to wonder if it was even remotely "effective.")" more...

"Can I be actively indifferent? It's decided: I am staunchly, ardently, 100% opposed to having an opinion on the matter." more...

"Another hilarious misunderstanding!" more...

"I think a lot of people around here are confused about what a palindrome is, and some are confused about what it is not. (See, I made one right..." more...

"Hold on there, reesetee.
I sure didn't get it wrong.
I've always said "reesetee." more...

"You crack me up, Asativum!" more...

"Curses! A million curses on your refusal to simply let orphans starve in the streets! And on yarb's oh-so-philanthropic agency!!" more...

"Oh come on, oroboros, that's not a palindrome!" more...

"I've been seeing this word a lot the past couple days. Apparently it refers to someone who makes life miserable for others online in a variety of..." more...

"Hey everybody! Who wants to live in a cemetery?" more...

"Wait... podpeeple made Wordie?!? Eeeek!" more...

"Yes! I've heard great things about this one but didn't know it was available free online. Thanks for the link, I'm downloading it now to watch after..." more...

"I say, fight 'em over there, so we don't have to fight 'em over here! Mangy pods. Who's with me?" more...

"What are you trying to thay?" more...

"See also: How I Explained Infodumps and Saved Humanity." more...

"See also: This Is Not the Title of This Essay.
You might also be interested in <a..." more...

"Although this sentence begins with the word because, it is false."
-Douglas Hofstadter" more...

"Thit sentence is not self-referential because 'thit' is not a word."
-Douglas Hofstadter" more...

"Glad to be of service, Darth Treeseed. ;-)" more...

"Are you thinking of "to be or not to be?" That's a definite palindrome. That Shakespeare sure knew his stuff." more...

"Come along, Treeseed, I've been yearning for an apprentice. Together the world shall be ours. Bwahahahaha!" more...

"Tell her she can just rock, if rolling's too much trouble." more...

"Too true. Humans would be a lot better off without human nature, wouldn't they?" more...

"Holy Deliciousness, Batman! That sounds incredible!! Alas, I have very little experience with homemade foodstuffs..." more...

"Come on, reesetee, let me see your tootsie roll! ;-)" more...

"Remove this word from your list, and add the right one in its place. A word can never be deleted entirely, just orphaned. But allow me to heartily..." more...

"George Orwell is a hero of mine. I'm always baffled by how everyone seems to know his work, and agree that it's a valuable warning for the future,..." more...

"I used to eat these by the fistful. I'm also a fan of butterscotch morsels." more...

"How ridiculously offensive. And yet, I would love to try them. ;-)" more...

"I don't know what you've been told
It ain't the butterfly it's the tootsie roll
A brand new dance so
Grab a partner get on the dance flo'
To the..." more...

"Dutch Chocolate Vodka? I never knew such wonders existed! *needs to get out more*" more...

"Typo?" more...

"Ooh, I know a good palindrome too!
Never let a kiss fool you, or a fool kiss you." more...

"Years ago my church youth group went to see a Christian improv group called Isaac. I guess it was a fitting name. They were actually pretty good,..." more...

"This is a nice page. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!" more...

"I like the word, but the spelling always makes me think of fleur-de-lis." more...

"It's drugs and Wordie;
They go together like, um...
Like desktops and mud?" more...

"Especially if
You're unusually fond
Of steroidal dimes." more...

"Is it sad that my childhood puke bowl, when I needed one, was also the large family popcorn bowl we shared on movie nights?" more...

"They'd make an interesting addition to your desktop adornment list, anyway." more...

"Say, Asativum,
That Wikipedia link
Made a great haiku." more...

"It's a mystery to me why the food processing industry even EXISTS. :-P" more...

"Or on boxes of frozen food, marked with the "suggested serving" disclaimer because they know there's absolutely no way the stuff will look like that..." more...

"Yum. Reminds me of my list The Sensuous Mystique of Gourmet Cuisine. ;-)" more...

"Best gun in the history of film? I think yes. :-P" more...

"Sounds like something from the Bulwer-Lytton contest!" more...

"Um. I have no idea how big one of those is. But the mixer was about four feet wide, maybe, and a foot and a half deep. Lots of tantalizing buttons to..." more...

"The place to which all loyal Mac users must eventually make their pilgrimage, also known as the NYC Apple Store. As heard in the <a..." more...

"I could use some dowsing rods at my desk; beats always hiking over to the water cooler, anyway. ;-) See also: <a..." more...

"A dime is so small
A nickel is much bigger
Money is a joke" more...

"Yikes, looks like seanahan's account has been hacked by WeirdNet!!" more...

"I really don't get this one. Is it pronounced "fo-shizzle?" more...

"That makes sense. I guess I was equating it more with "party animal" or just "fun guy." :-P" more...

"I'm amused/bemused by the abundance of human body parts (and so-themed paraphernalia)." more...

"It was sort of a big communal desk. I sat at it, and so did my coworker. The toy was in the divider section, the no man's land, if you will. ;-)" more...

"I have to say, that is my favorite SNL moment of all time." more...

"What a special coin.
I can see why it was dear.
I wish mine did drugs." more...

"It wasn't mine, it was my co-worker's. I never heard an explanation for it." more...

"Once upon a time, I was the assistant producer of a talk radio program. Considering the line of work, this isn't such a weird thing to have on one's..." more...

"I wonder if this is the root behind the phrase "that guy is a hoot!"?" more...

"The best part about Bermuda shorts is that they're worn with a suit coat and tie..." more...

"See technological singularity." more...

"Fascinating. As an official computer/technology guy, I'm both edge-of-my-seat excited and head-in-the-sand terrified. I want Asimov and Star Trek,..." more...

"I can't keep up with this stuff. My hand signs are still limited to thumbs up and hang ten." more...

"" more...

"Back when I was in high school I made multi-word messages; the word changed whenever you hit the equals key until a sentence had been spelled out. It..." more...

"More free. See freest." more...

"Penguin!*

*Penguin?" more...

"As opposed to the go-thither look my face seems to display all the time." more...