| more about billifer: | Often lugubrious, persnickety, cantankerous, or sullen. Occasionally off-putting, standoffish, or otherwise isolating.
Bipolar, bisexual, and bi-gendered, but not a bigamist. To simplify: bicubic.
Enjoys frottage in a cottage, fellatio with Horatio, masturbation on vacation, and analingus — but not with Charles Mingus.
In person, often reticent, guarded, and anything but aureate. Occasionally, though, maniacal bursts of logorrhea and arrant ostentation make way for profuse behavior that, in retrospect, is devilishly cringeworthy.
Ontologically and theologically speaking, a gnostic, agnostic, existential, spiritual, semi-Taoist, concerned foremost with humanistic causes. (As you can discern, I have earned my title as an autoantonym.)
Politically and socially, I am a democratic socialist with some traditional conservative beliefs. Still, a fair assessment would be to say "I am more leftist than you," if you are such a reductionist to desire a one-dimensional view of political ideology.
I am a pedantic literatus, a fastidious (albeit prolix) conservator of prescriptive—and occasionally descriptive—grammar. With my eyes discerning and my mind perspicacious, no error goes unnoticed. |
Nice IJ list. I've been working on one as well.