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That's now a Barenaked Ladies song, plethora. :)

Ahahaha! That really shouldn't be that funny! Bed time, methinks.

similarly (and coming to mind thanks to a wedge of cheese down there), there's always:

what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

...

nacho cheese! (it's na'cho cheese. is mine.)

hehehe! That was atrocious!
So why am I laughing so hard?

Reminds me of:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.

I couldn't really say 'a strapless bikini top' to a munchkin, could I?

That's what my kindergarten teacher actually told me it was when I asked. "It's a lazy eight. It's lying down and has fallen asleep".

I love it!! And the definition is appropriate, Bilby.

"An 8 that has fallen asleep." - Perfection.

The big sleep.

An 8 that has fallen asleep.