peeler

Caught, by mistake, a train to Crewe, where Peelers
found him in deep repose (fatigued by travel
and tiny phials of Inter-City brandy).
Night spent in durance vile. Next day the beak...

- Peter Reading, Sortie, from Diplopic, 1983

Thanks rt!

*not listening to u's creepy innuendoes*

la la la la

*fingers in ears*

Thanks u, but some things are better left to the imagination.

Don't worry, someday my ghosts will be found (but hopefully not busted) and all will be revealed at last...

*is creeped out*

;)

chained_bear: You would be surprised to learn half of the words I've listed. *strange smile*

Done. Nice catch, arby. :-)

So do I.
*waits*

I have to say, I think mounting experiments solely to provoke WeirdNet has to be added to Reesetee's list!

WeirdNet knows. It knows.

All hail the brilliance of VanishedOne. Great idea. I'm going off to mount experiments solely to provoke WeirdNet.

Edit: OK, I went off and tried burlesque. No dice (normal definition). Then tried striptease. Ditto. Then lap dance. No definition. Then pole dance, ditto, but did notice that it was on uselessness's list. (!!)

Then tried pasties, and had to add my own definition because I can't fathom why no one has listed this versatile and interesting term. And in so doing, discovered I also had to check out hoo-hah (don't ask, just see pasties), and finally got what I consider to be a WeirdNet definition. Though it pales in comparison to either peeler or faggot.

Whew. I'm tired.

I just became the first to list stripper to find out what WeirdNet would say: 'a chemical compound used to remove paint or varnish'.

Well, it's in Princeton, and I can tell you firsthand what a rowdy town that is.

@WeirdNet: WHAT?! I never heard of such a thing!

Where the hell does WeirdNet hang out, anyway?!

Obscure as usual, u.

Or, um, that utensil you, uh, peel stuff with.

Ah, yes. The greywords of WeirdNet are at it again.

Also, and surely more common, old UK slang for a cop.