(n): a person lacking intelligence or common sense
(n): either of two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman
(n): milk-secreting organ of female mammals
(v): commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake
(v): act in disregard of laws, rules, contracts, or promises
UK vernacular: (1) a mistake; (2) bosom
I find it unsatisfactory to describe breasts as a mistake!
And if it's a very special occasion: pooq.
It's bood if you going out -- doob if you're just staying around the house (or the Porch).
You could also call them bood if you prefer everything jammed together. (Gee, I wish I could see uselessness blush.)
If you have a problem with asymmetrical boobs, I could come around and adjust them a bit. If you like.
They (body parts) should be called doob, so that they are symmetrical.
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At the risk of being sexist I just think it is so great that we use the word 'boob' for a body part - it's funny!
A large (or small in some instances) nest of heaven on a woman's chest.