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neutron

(n): an elementary particle with 0 charge and mass about equal to a proton; enters into the structure of the atomic nucleus
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4 months ago plethora said:

Hee! The Chem student in me loves these!

4 months ago reesetee said:

Haha! Cracks me up every time.

An atom walks into a bar. "Hey, why so glum?" asks the bartender. "I think my electron left me," Atom says.

"Are you sure?" says the bartender.

"Yes. I'm positive."

4 months ago pterodactyl said:

A neutron walks into a bar and says "Hey, how much for a beer?"

The bartender replies "For you, no charge."

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