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petdance (43 words)
appears in these lists:
spoon's Words, by spoon
Oh My, by AbraxasZugzwang
Stuffie: Dead, by bilby
dirtie dirtie, by youngoo
Reading Reading, by yarb
hilart's list, by hilart
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Yr Shit Stinks
How about: Shit! Yeah, that's right, shit!
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve it on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, face a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
Well, shit! that's enough for now. Have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.....well,
Shit Happens!!!
--from some wag, somewhere.
...learnt by heart in bits
to keep us sane whilst dealing with the shits
daily we've the misfortune to confront
(at work there's one particular such cunt,
Company Secretary, tick of ticks...
- Peter Reading, 65th, from Tom O' Bedlam's Beauties, 1981
Acronym for the South Hanoi Institute of Technology.