vestigial

Oh hey guys, I'm back and I forgive you. So I lied.

Wordie offends me. I'm leaving and NEVAR COMING BACK.

Well, here's news for you. I was not offended (I can't see how anything skipvia said was at all offensive--in fact it was quite endearing and funny), and I was joking about his saying "maybe I should add a joke tag."

While I'm as happy as the next person to see a typical Wordie Joke Pile-On, the joke wasn't directed at you, so I'm not sure why you felt the need to explain when/how you're joking and when/how you use misspellings and poor grammar, or what that had to do with anything that had been said before. I'm almost certain you didn't mean it that way, but it came off in my face and kinda obnoxious.

Also, your statement betrays a tendency to disappear into yourself. So chill, dude! ;)

Besides, I can't tell if you're joking or have offended me.

Note: THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS ONLY A JOKE. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL OFFENSIVE STATEMENT, THE ATTENTION SIGNAL YOU JUST HEARD WOULD BE FOLLOWED BY OFFICIAL NEWS AND INSTRUCTIONS. See earworm.

So...if...you were commenting on...being offended...by not understanding...whether or not I was joking...and I was joking...then...

*head explodes*

I was commenting on your joking about being offended by not understanding his joke, as well as the general difficulty some people have determining if people are actually joking, or have really said something offensive.

Umm...? What brought that on? Did something offend you? At any rate, I was aiming that comment at skipvia just to mess with his gorgeous mind (and hopefully he figured that out).

Here's out it works. If I say something that is wrong, it is actually me telling a joke. If I use a word like irregardless or misuse their, it is me parodying non-Wordies. If I say something that offends you, it was intended to offend you, you jerk.

Skipvia, I am *highly* offended by... Oh wait. You were joking?

Well, why didn't you use a tag?! *blames skipvia for own mistake*

I always think about those vestigial virgins.

Maybe I should enclose that in a joke tag just to be very clear.

How about tail?

I use my pinky toe! You know, for counting. Four toes on a foot would be wrong wrong wrong. But when I hear this word, I also think of the appendix, and tonsils. :-)

I always think of the appendix, and the pinky toe, when I see/hear this word.