Wordie [wûrd • ē]
Like Flickr, but without the photos.
as useful as a feather duster in a snowstorm has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a solar-powered flashlight has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a holeless ass has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as discussing the odds on sunrise tomorrow has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a bus pass in the mojave has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a pork pie in a synagogue has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a condom machine in the vatican has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as the swiss navy has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as britney spears on a babysitting job has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a pickpocket in a nudist colony has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a wooden frying pan has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as handlebars on a surfboard has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
as useful as perfume to a hog has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
as useful as whistling psalms to a dead horse has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as an accordion on the battlefield has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a ham sandwich to a drowning rabbit has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as windshield wipers on a submarine has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a one-armed juggler has been listed 1 time with 7 comments
as useful as tits on a bull has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a marzipan dildo has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a fart in a spacecraft has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as stevie wonder at a beauty contest has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a screen-door on a submarine has been listed 1 time with 13 comments
as useful as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
as useful as a chocolate teapot has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
... as a sundial in London.
HA HA HA!!! Pro, that's the best I ever heard!
Sionnach, take heart. Wouldn't it be pretty awesome if Stevie Wonder and Britney Spears found your humble list via Google or some such, and started a Wordie account to argue with you? Come on. That prospect's worth a cupcake, at least.
I guess it's only a matter of time until I get objections from Britney and Stevie Wonder.
as useful as a one-armed paper hanger?
One that is popular in Italy is as useful as a holeless ass.
unnötig wie ein Kropf!
This reminds me of some variant of the "woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" quotation. Also of three-dollar bills.
How about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight?
Double yay! Wooden frying pan?
Yay!