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Euphemisms for "penis". my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome! i'm looking for single words only, 2 maximum. words that most people recognize and may also be used to describe something besides a penis.
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weiner   has been listed 6 times with 3 comments

wiener   has been listed 10 times with 10 comments

weenie   has been listed 4 times with 0 comments

unit   has been listed 9 times with 1 comment

tool   has been listed 23 times with 2 comments

staff   has been listed 11 times with 0 comments

package   has been listed 13 times with 0 comments

dink   has been listed 13 times with 3 comments

member   has been listed 6 times with 0 comments

meat   has been listed 29 times with 3 comments

prick   has been listed 18 times with 5 comments

salami   has been listed 13 times with 0 comments

shaft   has been listed 14 times with 0 comments

kielbasa   has been listed 6 times with 0 comments

pole   has been listed 7 times with 0 comments

knob   has been listed 15 times with 3 comments

hose   has been listed 9 times with 1 comment

dong   has been listed 12 times with 1 comment

boner   has been listed 9 times with 1 comment

bone   has been listed 25 times with 0 comments

rod   has been listed 18 times with 3 comments

johnson   has been listed 5 times with 4 comments

pecker   has been listed 7 times with 0 comments

willy   has been listed 6 times with 1 comment

schlong   has been listed 6 times with 2 comments

turtle   has been listed 28 times with 11 comments

chubby   has been listed 10 times with 3 comments

wood   has been listed 23 times with 2 comments

stiffy   has been listed 4 times with 0 comments

wang   has been listed 12 times with 2 comments

cock   has been listed 32 times with 11 comments

dick   has been listed 25 times with 6 comments

euphemism   has been listed 57 times with 1 comment

Words 1 through 33 of 33
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about 1 year ago seanahan said:

Reminds me of that scene from Austin Powers, I wonder if that's the inspiration for it.

about 1 year ago dubek said:

,Just take a look at the "Four Rooms" movie script (the second chapter). Here's the relevant part:


Sigfried runs over to Angela and kneels in front of her.

SIGFRIED
Stop talking about his cock, will
you?!

ANGELA
It's hard to stop talking about
something so huge. I could go on and
on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop,
wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile,
Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber,
salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong,
dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy,
prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee,
wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol,
joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-
leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.

Angela is on a roll. She fires the words at Sigfried, hitting
him pointblank. He staggers. He pleads with her to stop,
covering his ears. Ted watches the man crumble.

ANGELA
(continuing)
Junior, the little head, little guy,
Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll. Snake,
one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder,
shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin
flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter,
instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod,
cherrypicker, log, pole.

about 1 year ago chained_bear said:

Why have I not seen this list before?! It's the perfect accompaniment to my "A Testicle by Any Other Name..." list!

Suggestions: junk, sausage, john thomas, willie, and one of my personal favorites: doodle.

about 1 year ago bilby said:

Italian comic Roberto Benigni coined 'nun-silencer' which was pretty brave considering where he has to earn a living.

The term which really splits my seams (so to speak), especially when written, is manhood.

over 2 years ago whatever1013 said:

thanks for the pecker, DreamieGrl! erm, well, you know what i mean. ;-)

thanks for the link, angharad! i'm only up to the E's and ... i'm in awe. who knew? favorites that are too long to list for wordie (my opinion):
Eight inches of pink throbbing Jesus, Hammer of Thor (there's an old joke with that one), He Who Must Be Obeyed (i think i used to date him) and Honk the Magic Goose.

over 2 years ago angharad said:

johnson, phallus (?)

-- Also see Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!

over 2 years ago DreamieGrl said:

This is a wonderful list. I must add ... pecker

over 2 years ago whatever1013 said:

my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome. i'm looking for single words only. 2 maximum. so even though "one-eyed trouser trout" cracks me up, i'd rather not include it.

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