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Mis-sung: a litany of mondegreens

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Key words from those lyrics you get wrong, whether or not by accident.

Inspired by gangerh's squillow, tit squillow, tit squillow.
More inspiration at mondegreen - thanks plethora!
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unfork edible   was added by mollusque and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

hi, mister bus   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

don't go jason waterfalls   was added by arcadia and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

i'm searchin' food for you   was added by arcadia and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

upholstered walls   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

goodbye, aubergine, though i never knew you at all...   was added by frindley and has been listed 2 times with 5 comments

pigeonhole   was added by Prolagus and has been listed 9 times with 1 comment

not my rifle   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

warn my friend   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

old lambs fry   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 4 comments

f**k asimov   was added by pterodactyl and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

sanitary man   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

feed me till i'm six foot four   was added by sarra and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

no dogs orgasm in the classroom   was added by sionnach and has been listed 1 time with 3 comments

dumb eyes   was added by plethora and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

the ants are my friends, they're blowin in the wind   was added by sionnach and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

gladly, the cross-eyed bear   was added by sionnach and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments

halfway to a pair o' dice   was added by gangerh and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

there's a bathroom on the right   was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments

oh, four tuna   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 5 comments

haffely gaffely   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

good mrs murphy   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

lady mondegreen   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

shepherds' socks   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 6 comments

ostriches   was added by frindley and has been listed 2 times with 12 comments

under armed   was added by frindley and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment

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9 months ago dontcry said:

Actually, Bruce Springsteen's lyrics are: "Cut loose like a deuce..." not "Revved up like a deuce," "Wrapped up like a douche," or "Wrapped up like a doosh." *snort* Manfred Man changed them up then screwed them up....

edit: oops - failure to read all posts... what a doosh!

9 months ago chained_bear said:

Yeah, a Moog synthesizer, while singing about douche wraps!

(Actually, in homage to Bonnie, I should spell it "doosh." Hee! I slay myself.)

9 months ago reesetee said:

Are you kidding? They used a Moog synthesizer!

9 months ago chained_bear said:

Yeah, that doesn't make much more sense than "wrapped up like a douche." Stupid earth band.

9 months ago reesetee said:

I remember that song! Written & sung by Bruce Springsteen, but the version that caught on--and the one that used that often-mangled phrase--was by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

I think I finally figured out that it was "Revved up like a deuce" ("Cut loose like a deuce" in the original) decades later. :-)

10 months ago chained_bear said:

Anyone remember that song "Blinded by the Light"? "Wrapped up like a douche"? No?

Maybe it was just me...

10 months ago plethora said:

Alternatively:
She's got electric boobs...

10 months ago hernesheir said:

"She's got an electric suit/ a "Moherzoo"/You know I read it in a maga-zay-EEN/ Oh, Oh....Oh, b-b-b-Benny and the Jets.... -- Elton John

10 months ago hernesheir said:

"Bingo Jed, a line on/Don't carry me away. (Big ol' Jet airliner/Don't carry me away...
(Steve Miller Band)

about 1 year ago frindley said:

More mondegreens than you can shake a proverbial stick at. All wrapped up in a heart-warming hymn tune.

about 1 year ago bilby said:

My own guilty recollection is of SBS news reports while I was cooking dinner. From the loungeroom I'd hear this journalist's tagline wafting through to me: "Yes I'm an asshole, SBS news."
After hearing it a thousand times, and finding out that the reporter is of Serbian origin, I now know that it's Vesna Nazor.
*blush*

about 1 year ago plethora said:

You should name this list mondegreens, f.

about 1 year ago gangerh said:

Very clever list idea, frindley. This is going to be a big earworm generator!

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