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mmm, salmonella was added by trivet and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
i think you can get legionnaires' disease from a hot tub was added by trivet and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
i landed on my liver was added by trivet and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
are you trying to drink that beer with your nose l... was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
and that's when she called me 'organic boy' was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
it's not really a birthday party until someone's b... was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
what the hell kind of fun is that, eating things t... was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
mom said to write down the names of everyone who's... was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
orange boy was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
do you want some of her bolus was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
the fish people was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
he'll be your surrogate glass-clicking guy was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
the little-people cage-pen they kept you in all day was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
it reminds me of nacho skin was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
offer him your neck vein was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
jewelry that poops was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 2 comments
i could pretend i was freddie mercury was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
but only if it breaks out in fistfights was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
i ate half of it and i never even thought of feet was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
do farts have lumps was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
antacids for sharks called "chums" was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
and i am he was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
the head fell off the kiss was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
just the gay ones was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
one more belch and i can keep eating was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
why are my underwear falling off was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
drunken sailor on shore leave was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
world's tallest dam was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
laundry machine was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 7 comments
serving wench, make with the chili nuts was added by chained_bear and has been listed 2 times with 6 comments
the other kind of hands would be more useful was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
dangle your own participles was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
who wants to help the german with the lasagna was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
suck your shirt if you want a snack was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
your bowels can tell was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
the marshall plan was a bust was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
lick my shirt was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
gently used whiskey balls was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
walking farts was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
teeters in the air was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
touch your mustard was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
octopus was added by chained_bear and has been listed 28 times with 11 comments
diarrhea was added by chained_bear and has been listed 16 times with 1 comment
cavity was added by chained_bear and has been listed 9 times with 0 comments
smell it was added by chained_bear and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
pubic was added by chained_bear and has been listed 8 times with 11 comments
forcible egg-nog boarding was added by sionnach and has been listed 1 time with 1 comment
broken darlings was added by whichbe and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
shin-kicking was added by bilby and has been listed 1 time with 0 comments
rape was added by Lampbane and has been listed 13 times with 5 comments
uranist was added by TaciturnYetProlix and has been listed 2 times with 1 comment
casu marzu was added by chained_bear and has been listed 10 times with 30 comments
Trivet, those are excellent additions. Thanks!
I know I'm late, but I've been away from teh interwebs. C_b, I enjoyed this list very much last year, I'm glad it has returned...
I love this list. I have to think back to some of our Christmas conversations for some contributions.
Reading this over again alternately disgusts me and makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt...
bilby, that's delightful. I may stitch it onto a flag.
I didn't hear this in conversation. But I was nosing around a shop that seemed to be fraught with gifty-type things and there, leaping from a tinsel-ringed basket of body lotion, was the sign: Liberty, Equality, and a nice tight Bum.
Try to keep a poker face, Pro. ;-)
*snigger*
PS: there's a chance that I will actually hear casu marzu here...
I will!