Abstinence from absinthe. Colbert encourages his viewers to take the absinthetinence pledge:"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinthetinence by remaining absinthetinent from absinthe, since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion, this instant."He also remarks that if you're not drunk on absinthe, you should be able to pronounce this pledge.
Abstinence from absinthe. Colbert encourages his viewers to take the absinthetinence pledge:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinthetinence by remaining absinthetinent from absinthe, since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion, this instant."
He also remarks that if you're not drunk on absinthe, you should be able to pronounce this pledge.