allotheism

Actually I've written it myself. First posted in an xkcd forum and now copied here, but you're right, I could have said so.
Have fun.

telofy, if that is a 'cut-and-paste' citation it would be polite to provide attribution to the source.

"Allotheism - defined as the worship of strange gods - is based upon the sole principle continuously chaperoning mankind's amelioration: To ambitiously forgo the habitual liberate humanity's potentiality! Still for this artifice of evolution to prosper it is but essential to disunite with any biased animosity against heterodoxy and even iconoclasm lest one be entangled in as forlorn as fatuous devotion. Hence convert."

I thought Alvin was the God of Hairdos?

Personally I have been cursed by Nostanding, God of Parking Spaces That Aren't.

Such as Jeff, the God of Biscuits. Or Simon, the God of Hairdos.

The worship of strange gods.