That list gives me the fantods. ;-)
Future visitors to this page might appreciate an explanation for the joke. Wouldn't want anybody to be left out. Because I'm thoughtful like that.
Whew!
You may have found a loophole.
Does it help that my family originally hailed from Italy? *is hoping it does so that "expresso" need not be voiced*
Expresso, reestee, expresso. You're an ignorant American, for crying out loud. Get it "right"! ;)
Aw, now don't get upset about it. Here, have a big, steaming mug of espresso. It'll make you feel better.
Yes I AM! *sniff* *runs away crying*
Jealous of my insomnia, are you?
Everyone's had more sleep than you have, Mr. or Ms. -I-have-over-seven-THOUSAND-comments. ;)
You're just saying that because you've had more sleep than I, mollusque. ;-)
Doctor, can you Pennsylvania into your schedule tomorrow?
*Trying to think of one for Pennsylvania* *failing miserably*
To the very small ice cream shop, to buy a Minnesota.
And where exactly has Oregon?
Why did Conneticut? She couldn't escape that feeling of Missouri.Oh, that was inappropriate.
What did Idaho? I dunno; Alaska.
What did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey!
Alternative to Arkansan for one from Arkansas. Which unfortunately reminds me of the old ditty: "What did Tennesee? She saw what Arkansas."
That list gives me the fantods. ;-)
Future visitors to this page might appreciate an explanation for the joke. Wouldn't want anybody to be left out. Because I'm thoughtful like that.
Whew!
You may have found a loophole.
Does it help that my family originally hailed from Italy? *is hoping it does so that "expresso" need not be voiced*
Expresso, reestee, expresso. You're an ignorant American, for crying out loud. Get it "right"! ;)
Aw, now don't get upset about it. Here, have a big, steaming mug of espresso. It'll make you feel better.
Yes I AM!
*sniff*
*runs away crying*
Jealous of my insomnia, are you?
Everyone's had more sleep than you have, Mr. or Ms. -I-have-over-seven-THOUSAND-comments. ;)
You're just saying that because you've had more sleep than I, mollusque. ;-)
Doctor, can you Pennsylvania into your schedule tomorrow?
*Trying to think of one for Pennsylvania*
*failing miserably*
To the very small ice cream shop, to buy a Minnesota.
And where exactly has Oregon?
Why did Conneticut? She couldn't escape that feeling of Missouri.
Oh, that was inappropriate.
What did Idaho? I dunno; Alaska.
What did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey!
Alternative to Arkansan for one from Arkansas. Which unfortunately reminds me of the old ditty: "What did Tennesee? She saw what Arkansas."