(n): any of various lithe-bodied roundheaded fissiped mammals, many with retractile claws
(n): an informal term for a youth or man
(n): an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)
(n): a spiteful woman gossip
(n): a person given to gossiping and divulging personal information about others
(n): an adult female person (as opposed to a man)
(n): the leaves of the shrub Catha edulis which are chewed like tobacco or used to make tea; has the effect of a euphoric stimulant
(n): a drug that temporarily quickens some vital process
(n): a whip with nine knotted cords
(n): an instrument with a handle and a flexible lash that is used for whipping
(n): a large tracked vehicle that is propelled by two endless metal belts; frequently used for moving earth in construction and farm work
(n): a self-propelled vehicle that moves on tracks
(n): any of several large cats typically able to roar and living in the wild
(n): any of various lithe-bodied roundheaded fissiped mammals, many with retractile claws
(n): a method of examining body organs by scanning them with X rays and using a computer to construct a series of cross-sectional scans along a single axis
(n): obtaining images by the use of X rays
(v): beat with a cat-o'-nine-tails
(v): beat severely with a whip or rod
(v): eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth
(v): eliminate from the body
No cat has two tails.
Every cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore every cat has three tails.
--from Futility Closet