Right. Well in that case, maybe just removing the cornea would do.
... Maybe I won't say this to my partner after all. Wait! It says "take off thine eye," not "take out thine eye." No?
Yes, using a blunt spoon.
Usage question: Are you actually supposed to remove the eye from its socket?
That is the *perfect* quote for me to spew when I'm trying to do something and my partner's standing there watching me.
"Take off thine eye! more intolerable than fiends' glarings is a doltish stare!" - Melville, Moby-Dick, ch. 36
Right. Well in that case, maybe just removing the cornea would do.
... Maybe I won't say this to my partner after all.
Wait! It says "take off thine eye," not "take out thine eye." No?
Yes, using a blunt spoon.
Usage question: Are you actually supposed to remove the eye from its socket?
That is the *perfect* quote for me to spew when I'm trying to do something and my partner's standing there watching me.
"Take off thine eye! more intolerable than fiends' glarings is a doltish stare!"
- Melville, Moby-Dick, ch. 36