Well, I'm going with splitter. I'm fascinated by the idea of cleaving a fart neatly into two equal portions, being one for the proprietor and one for the rest of the company to enjoy.
Edit: Uh-oh. It's an earworm. "Why did you have to be a ... fartbreaker ... When I was being all you want me to be... Suddenly everything I ever wanted... has passed me byyyyy..."
Yay!
*hugs* SoG. You're back!
This is hilarious.
Well, I'm going with splitter. I'm fascinated by the idea of cleaving a fart neatly into two equal portions, being one for the proprietor and one for the rest of the company to enjoy.
*singing* Why did you have to be a ... fartsplitter... When I was being all you want me to beee...
You're defnatly right, but breaker (even if less literal) sounded more powerful to me.
You could also translate it as fartsplitter.
*trying not to look at the page*
*failing*
Wow. I want this word, but I'm not sure why.
Edit: Uh-oh. It's an earworm. "Why did you have to be a ... fartbreaker ... When I was being all you want me to be... Suddenly everything I ever wanted... has passed me byyyyy..."
Spaccatroddi (fartbreaker) is the Sardinian slang word for G-string.
(Why did I add it?)