feeble

You could distribute veeblefetzers to your members.

or maybe more correctly let my pheeble go

let my peeble go!

Choue. I know it's not exactly what you're asking but you're not asking about exactly what I'm saying you need.
Anyway to start a superfficial religion, you first need a superfficial prophet, preferably yourself or someone you relate to - past, present or future.
Then you need a book of good ideas about living and dying.
There are Wordies here experienced in book processing who can guide you.
My humble suggestion for a working title for your religion is 'The Wholly Feeble'.
Look forward to celebrating your last super.

Yeah everyone says that but noone wants to join :(
Really? How do you satrt a superficial religion?

CEF. To make it into an fficial religion, first you start a superfficial religion. Then, just before you go fficial, you have a last super.

It's a fine word, and a fine social action.

YOghurt anyone who reads this, I recently started a new religion called Feeblism.
It currently has 24 members.
I made it because I am sick of everyone describing anything bad as 'gay'.
If you want to join, just send me a comment (it's not official or anything, I don't know how to make it an fficial religion) and you can be a member!
All you have to do is occasionally use the word feeble, not just for weak things, but for anything bad (the equivalent of what young people use the word 'gay' for).
Also, if you want to be in the higher circles of Feeblism, when you greet someone you have to slap both your elbows then pretend to throttle yourself while saying hello in any non-English language.
You CAN have it alongside other religions.
SO, PLEASE JOIN! IT'S PATHETICALLY LACKING IN NUMBERS!
IT'S FEEBLE!
(I shall soon be putting a video on youtube called 'Feeblism' if you need more information, if you want to ask anything comment my wordie page or my youtube name is cabbagesr4eva).
THANK YOU!