festivus

Right. Elusive wild testicles are very good with yellow mustard.

Well... actually... that's exactly what happened, bilby.

Only reesetee is right: it's yellow mustard. None of that Grey Poupon shit.

Running to check...

By the bathroom criteria, I would warrant a second date! Of course, I'd probably say or do something terrible to offend her, but at least I would have been prepared.

You're right. I'm lousy at observing ungulates closely when they're going condimental.

Haha! That's chained_bear, all right. But it's mustard, not ketchup, bilby. French's yellow mustard. Nothing else will do.

I don't want to imagine chained_bear as married. I want to imagine her dragging men back to her lair, devouring them with a bottle of ketchup in one hand a thesaurus in the other, then heading out to root around in the forest for elusive wild testicles.

I say you give him his own bathroom and don't stock it.

Wait...that probably won't bother him. ;-)

Hear hear, jennarenn!! Why can't guys keep their gorram bathrooms properly stocked?!**

**(In the interest of full disclosure, it should be said that I ended up marrying a guy like that.)

I know men (plural!) who lack, on average, three outta four of the aforementioned articles. If I have to:

a. put my dirty trash into my clean purse,
b. tote said trash across the den, or
c. ask for assistance

you ain't gettin' no second date.

Finally! A Festivus for the rest of us.

Toilet paper(tp), always a good thing to keep on hand.

Heehee.

Wot's a roll of tp?

Dear Bachelors of the World,

You need the following items in your bathroom:

handsoap
handtowel
tiny trash can with a liner
extra roll of tp

Regards,
jennarenn

It's a festivus miracle!

"And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"
- Frank Costanza, describing the Airing of Grievances

celebrating anti-holiday sentiments - Seinfeld