"He pressed his tumescent manhood against her capacious love-cavern, and thrusting grimly, like a nuzzling ungulate in rut, his slimedraught exploded into the waiting fid-hole. That was when the seagull hit him, right in the schnoz..."
"On deck all hell broke loose as they were striking the maintopmast half an hour later; the preventertop-ropereeved through the fid-hole parted at the very moment a deluge of warm rain beat down on the ship..." --Patrick O'Brian, The Far Side of the World, 345
Sionnach, you should at least put a citation when quoting from an actual bodice-ripper.
Love it, you brilliant fox. :)
Sionnach, you crack me up!
Whoa... sionnach. That's a strange quote you have yourself there.
fid-hole and slimedraught sound kind of dirty ...
"He pressed his tumescent manhood against her capacious love-cavern, and thrusting grimly, like a nuzzling ungulate in rut, his slimedraught exploded into the waiting fid-hole. That was when the seagull hit him, right in the schnoz..."
"On deck all hell broke loose as they were striking the maintopmast half an hour later; the preventer top-rope reeved through the fid-hole parted at the very moment a deluge of warm rain beat down on the ship..."
--Patrick O'Brian, The Far Side of the World, 345
See also fid.