I wasn't begging for anything. I was here, going about my business, honestly denigrating someone's word page like a good wordie, and avoiding work like a terrible employee. And don't forget I already horked today over that stupid cat-princess thing.
As someone who's been through childbirth... this is hilarious. I can think of nothing more amusing than failing to achieve regular uterine contractions during labor, except maybe making up a word about it.
I try not to think of tappens when I can help it. And when I can't help it, electroshock therapy is useful.
I wasn't begging for anything. I was here, going about my business, honestly denigrating someone's word page like a good wordie, and avoiding work like a terrible employee. And don't forget I already horked today over that stupid cat-princess thing.
Which reminds me: *hork*.
See, now you're just begging for it...
*hork*
Reesetee... babies come out a different road. You must be thinking of tappens.
Shouldn't it be hocus-tuckus? ;->
As someone who's been through childbirth... this is hilarious. I can think of nothing more amusing than failing to achieve regular uterine contractions during labor, except maybe making up a word about it.
Bloody hell. Sounds like hoccus poccus. Now that sounds more like the miracle of birthing people out of your body... Uh.
Complications during childbirth, specifically the failure to achieve regular uterine contractions during labour.