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Noah's Park, by whichbe
menagerie, by maesepedro
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"I was gallivanting across Europe one summer, when I somehow ended up in the south of France. Let me preface this by saying, I speak almost no French, an ugly language to say the least, and had I not been drunk on the train, I probably would have gotten off in Switzerland. To my surprise, I discovered two beautiful French girls, couldn't have been more than 40 years between them. We proceeded to split three bottles of wine, that is, I drank two bottles and they split 1. They then invited me to their house for a menagerie. They went in ahead of me, and as I entered, I noticed all of the animals, and realized I probably had made a mistake. I decided I would go to Spain. When I reached the border, I was glad to be out of France and avoid any further misunderstandings".
Excerpt from the Autobiography of Seanahan